BigNoseWhipper

there needs to be more of you, so tell your friends to start riding.

and come ride with me if you ride in cleveland.
and if you dont live in cleveland, come ride with me when i make my way across the US.

my route: cleveland through >>> columbus, indy, st. louis, tulsa, ok city, amarillo, anywhere in new mexico, phoenix and LA.

im leaving july1st, so message me and we will ride.

doods can come too

oboeguy

There are tons of female road riders in the NYC area.

Machka 

Are you female?


If you are not female, isn't it a little weird to ask females to do a long tour with you?

However ........ you might have better luck here: https://www.cyclingsingles.com/

Ih8lucky13

I would like to meat a female-rider who is not a vegan.

jeh

yeah, i've found most vegan chicks don't like meat

Machka 

UmneyDurak

There are plenty of female riders here, but they are all faster then me.

BigNoseWhipper

nope, im a d00d.
i thought it would be worth a giggle to post a thread such as this.
but by all means, if you are a gal, come ride with me.

BigNoseWhipper

^oh yea, what i mean by "ride with me" is that if you live in any of those cities and want to ride. not to ride the whole journey.

jeh

You might get some cute chicks to ride with you if you took a less creepy approach. but that's just one "dude" thinking out loud.

-j

roadfix

Same here........you sure you want to end up in L.A.?

manual_overide

is that what the kids are calling it these days?

BigNoseWhipper

yep, the ending destination is at my friends APT. 40 mi south of LA. ill be riding into the city for giggles though and then take a train back to cleveland.

and for those of you who think im trying to "get chicks," i simply thought it would be funny, so calm down, dont make me bring out the podeum.

Squint

Most females who ride are weird and I wouldn't want to date them. There's one who used to go to my school and who also races and I would run into her at school, at races, and sometimes while training. I don't like the way she looks at me. And she's kind of hunched.

Pedal Wench

Where's the humor?

60cycle

kind of hunched?



that's hot.

CastIron

Be careful what you wish for. Seems to me that the (excuse the term) cougars get a little thick sometimes. Eye candy is always nice, though.

BigNoseWhipper

^ftw!


DIRKA DER!!??!?!

urbanknight

If you want to be around more females, take up yoga, ballet, aerobics, maybe tennis. My fiancee was recently asking me why men choose expensive hobbies while women usually choose cheaper ones. I figure it's because we're intrigued by technology and love to tinker. You can't do much to upgrade running, dancing, or swimming equipment, but auto racing, bicycling, paintballing, etc. allows you to tinker with mechanics, and guys think that's cool!

BlastRadius

So true. There's nothing like the sound of a cycling Autococker, it's the sound of .... victory!

Boogs

This is officially the dumbest thread I've ever seen here. F**k every person who has posted so far. Including me. Yes, f**k me!!!!

USAZorro

Hey Boogs. It t'aren't officieal until someone with a blue star says so. I agree about this being really dumb though.

BigNoseWhipper

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



thank you for completing my motives.

now, all of you who asked why this thread would be humerous. ^ here is your answer, someone took me seriously.

-end-

BigNoseWhipper

oh yea, and the yoga suggestion. DEF a good one. i took some salsa classes at my college, and holy crap, what a good idea.

urbanknight

Shave your legs too. I never had more girls want to rub my legs and talk to me about intimate things than when I was shaving my legs.