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BigNoseWhipper 06-14-06 09:26 PM

Female riders!!
 
there needs to be more of you, so tell your friends to start riding.

and come ride with me if you ride in cleveland.
and if you dont live in cleveland, come ride with me when i make my way across the US.

my route: cleveland through >>> columbus, indy, st. louis, tulsa, ok city, amarillo, anywhere in new mexico, phoenix and LA.

im leaving july1st, so message me and we will ride.

doods can come too

oboeguy 06-14-06 09:31 PM

There are tons of female road riders in the NYC area.

Machka 06-14-06 09:33 PM

Are you female?


If you are not female, isn't it a little weird to ask females to do a long tour with you?

However ........ you might have better luck here: http://www.cyclingsingles.com/

Ih8lucky13 06-14-06 09:37 PM

I would like to meat a female-rider who is not a vegan.

jeh 06-14-06 09:39 PM


Originally Posted by Ih8lucky13
I would like to meat a female-rider who is not a vegan.

yeah, i've found most vegan chicks don't like meat :)

Machka 06-14-06 09:43 PM


Originally Posted by Ih8lucky13
I would like to meat a female-rider who is not a vegan.

:roflmao:

UmneyDurak 06-14-06 10:07 PM

There are plenty of female riders here, but they are all faster then me. :(

BigNoseWhipper 06-14-06 10:08 PM

nope, im a d00d.
i thought it would be worth a giggle to post a thread such as this.
but by all means, if you are a gal, come ride with me.

BigNoseWhipper 06-14-06 10:11 PM

^oh yea, what i mean by "ride with me" is that if you live in any of those cities and want to ride. not to ride the whole journey.

jeh 06-14-06 11:59 PM

You might get some cute chicks to ride with you if you took a less creepy approach. but that's just one "dude" thinking out loud.

-j

roadfix 06-15-06 12:04 AM


Originally Posted by UmneyDurak
There are plenty of female riders here, but they are all faster then me. :(

Same here........you sure you want to end up in L.A.?

manual_overide 06-15-06 01:14 AM


Originally Posted by Ih8lucky13
I would like to meat a female-rider who is not a vegan.

is that what the kids are calling it these days?

BigNoseWhipper 06-15-06 01:25 AM


Originally Posted by The Fixer
Same here........you sure you want to end up in L.A.?

yep, the ending destination is at my friends APT. 40 mi south of LA. ill be riding into the city for giggles though and then take a train back to cleveland.

and for those of you who think im trying to "get chicks," i simply thought it would be funny, so calm down, dont make me bring out the podeum.

Squint 06-15-06 01:54 PM

Most females who ride are weird and I wouldn't want to date them. There's one who used to go to my school and who also races and I would run into her at school, at races, and sometimes while training. I don't like the way she looks at me. And she's kind of hunched.

Pedal Wench 06-15-06 01:58 PM


Originally Posted by BigNoseWhipper
and for those of you who think im trying to "get chicks," i simply thought it would be funny, so calm down, dont make me bring out the podeum.

Where's the humor?

60cycle 06-15-06 03:13 PM


Originally Posted by Squint
Most females who ride are weird and I wouldn't want to date them. There's one who used to go to my school and who also races and I would run into her at school, at races, and sometimes while training. I don't like the way she looks at me. And she's kind of hunched.



kind of hunched?



that's hot.

CastIron 06-15-06 03:17 PM

Be careful what you wish for. Seems to me that the (excuse the term) cougars get a little thick sometimes. Eye candy is always nice, though.

BigNoseWhipper 06-15-06 03:45 PM

^ftw!



Originally Posted by Pedal Wench
Where's the humor?

DIRKA DER!!??!?!

urbanknight 06-15-06 04:16 PM

If you want to be around more females, take up yoga, ballet, aerobics, maybe tennis. My fiancee was recently asking me why men choose expensive hobbies while women usually choose cheaper ones. I figure it's because we're intrigued by technology and love to tinker. You can't do much to upgrade running, dancing, or swimming equipment, but auto racing, bicycling, paintballing, etc. allows you to tinker with mechanics, and guys think that's cool!

BlastRadius 06-15-06 09:52 PM


Originally Posted by urbanknight
I figure it's because we're intrigued by technology and love to tinker. You can't do much to upgrade running, dancing, or swimming equipment, but auto racing, bicycling, paintballing, etc. allows you to tinker with mechanics, and guys think that's cool!

So true. There's nothing like the sound of a cycling Autococker, it's the sound of .... victory!

Boogs 06-15-06 10:21 PM

This is officially the dumbest thread I've ever seen here. F**k every person who has posted so far. Including me. Yes, f**k me!!!! :mad:

USAZorro 06-15-06 10:31 PM


Originally Posted by Boogs
This is officially the dumbest thread I've ever seen here. F**k every person who has posted so far. Including me. Yes, f**k me!!!! :mad:

Hey Boogs. It t'aren't officieal until someone with a blue star says so. I agree about this being really dumb though.

BigNoseWhipper 06-15-06 10:35 PM


Originally Posted by Boogs
This is officially the dumbest thread I've ever seen here. F**k every person who has posted so far. Including me. Yes, f**k me!!!! :mad:


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



thank you for completing my motives.

now, all of you who asked why this thread would be humerous. ^ here is your answer, someone took me seriously.

-end-

BigNoseWhipper 06-15-06 10:36 PM

oh yea, and the yoga suggestion. DEF a good one. i took some salsa classes at my college, and holy crap, what a good idea.

urbanknight 06-15-06 10:49 PM

Shave your legs too. I never had more girls want to rub my legs and talk to me about intimate things than when I was shaving my legs.


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