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Garage Door Red Light District

Old 11-04-06, 11:00 AM
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Garage Door Red Light District

Since we have so many comments about suburban garage doors. I thought it would be informative to take you to the dark side of the garage door. Please do not be shocked by what you see depicted here!


The seemingly sedate Garage Door


The seedy underbelly of the Garage Door.


Oh the horror!
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Old 11-04-06, 11:26 AM
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Allrighty then...
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Did you just show off your garage door?
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Your cord is too long.
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I don't see any bikes. I am confused and scared. That garage must lead an empty life, with just the Mazda to protect.
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Boy that door is so new and shiny. Resisting....urge....to.....upgrade......
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If you're going to expose your garage door's private parts like that, please add an "adults only" warning to the title of the thread.
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Flip it.
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Are the garage door pulleys a triple?
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I notice the door is not insulated, no double panel. How are you lubing the tracks and spring above?
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steel, aluminum, or carbon??
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Old 11-04-06, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by goaliedad30
steel, aluminum, or carbon??
Steel is real


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I notice the door is not insulated, no double panel. How are you lubing the tracks and spring above?
In the new south you will rarely find an insulated garage door.


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Are the garage door pulleys a triple?
It's a fixie!


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Flip it.



Originally Posted by DrPete
If you're going to expose your garage door's private parts like that, please add an "adults only" warning to the title of the thread.
Perhaps I should have. But this was more of an investigative exposé not not just some nutcase garage door exposing itself.


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Boy that door is so new and shiny. Resisting....urge....to.....upgrade......
MF come over to the dark side.


Originally Posted by munkyv22
I don't see any bikes. I am confused and scared. That garage must lead an empty life, with just the Mazda to protect.
There is usually a bacchanalian party going on in there all night long. The Garage Door, a Mazda, a GMC Yukon and 10 bikes. It is frightening to watch.


Originally Posted by Tequilia Joe
Your cord is too long.
That's not what she said (I don't really know who she is)


Originally Posted by idleuser
Did you just show off your garage door?
This is an ongoing investigation into Garage Door behavior when no bikes are around.
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I have never seen a pair of shorts with that many panels.
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Originally Posted by munkyv22
I don't see any bikes. I am confused and scared. That garage must lead an empty life, with just the Mazda to protect.
You don't see any bikes because they're so lightweight, they're invisible!
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Originally Posted by Ryleeryno
Are the garage door pulleys a triple?
I think it's a fixed
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I hope you know if you leave that red patch on for too long your door will test positive for PEDs
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oh, the horror...please don't ever show that part of the garage door again...my eyes are burning
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How do you open it from the outside if the power fails?
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Old 11-04-06, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by oilman_15106
How do you open it from the outside if the power fails?
You can't
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Originally Posted by WheresWaldo
You can't
I'm sorry, your answer is incorrect. You use your regular key to open your front door, you walk through the house and open the garage door from the inside. Even if there is no handle, you can pull the emergency release and easily lift it because the spring will assist. Yes, it is a bit more involved, but it probably only takes 30-45 seconds more than hitting the garage door opener. BTW, nice hinges and construction......

P.S. Steel may be real, but I'm guessing your door is AL. Hinges and other components may be made of other materials.
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Awesome dude - who did your custom paint job? Is it Powder Coated?
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