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LowCel 03-05-07 01:29 PM


Originally Posted by Ryanf
how are you guys dealing with his retirement? please tell

With the "who didn't expect it to happen" mentallity I guess. I didn't know anyone actually expected him to be back. He was a great cyclist and seemed like a pretty normal guy. He was far from the best though.

Honestly, I think you are the only one here that it really bothers.

Ryanf 03-05-07 01:35 PM

far from the best how is that possible name one guy even close.

LowCel 03-05-07 01:49 PM


Originally Posted by Ryanf
far from the best how is that possible name one guy even close.

Lance, Merckx, LeMond, Indurain, Hinault, and my personal favorites, Bob Roll and Tinker Juarez.

Ryanf 03-05-07 01:52 PM

except indurain thouse are just average joe compared to ullrich.

Snuffleupagus 03-05-07 01:54 PM


Originally Posted by Ryanf
except indurain thouse are just average joe compared to ullrich.

Hence Merckx's nickname of "Mr. Average" eh?

Ryanf 03-05-07 02:46 PM

botto stop puting pictures
i guess 1 good think came out of his retirement
i lost 10 pounds

patentcad 03-05-07 02:54 PM

from now on no puncutation grammar or shift key useage when I reply to ryanfs posts hey whats a humur sounds like a body part

eandmwilson 03-05-07 03:04 PM


Originally Posted by LowCel
Lance, Merckx, LeMond, Indurain, Hinault, and my personal favorites, Bob Roll and Tinker Juarez.

Uh, No, Lance wasn't remotely close to Der Kaiser.

Well, except those times he blew by Der ****** on the mountains, but after passing Der Porky, Lance was NEVER close to him.

SaabFan 03-05-07 03:07 PM


Originally Posted by Ryanf
i guess 1 good think came out of his retirement
i lost 10 pounds

That's one story I DON'T want to hear. . . .

Ryanf 03-05-07 03:30 PM


Originally Posted by eandmwilson
Uh, No, Lance wasn't remotely close to Der Kaiser.

Well, except those times he blew by Der ****** on the mountains, but after passing Der Porky, Lance was NEVER close to him.

lance uses his team to do all the work so he can rest but wait is that enogh
to beat ulle no he then uses mind games but thats not enogh so he is probably puting
germs in jans water no way could he lose to lance if it was close to fair.
o in 2003 lance was almost beat and his reason is he had bad luck well ullrich had
why wores luck ullrich is a real champion of the next and prevoius billion years.
lance is good but no comparison.

botto 03-05-07 03:33 PM


Originally Posted by Ryanf
lance uses his team to do all the work so he can rest but wait is that enogh
to beat ulle no he then uses mind games but thats not enogh so he is probably puting
germs in jans water no way could he lose to lance if it was close to fair.
o in 2003 lance was almost beat and his reason is he had bad luck well ullrich had
why wores luck ullrich is a real champion of the next and prevoius billion years.
lance is good but no comparison.

Nice Troll...

http://www.geocities.com/bergen_roma...rgen/troll.jpg

DScott 03-05-07 03:33 PM

Mmmm! Chlorpromazine!

Not just for breakfast anymore!

http://www.biopsychiatry.com/chlorpr...rpromazine.jpg

SaabFan 03-05-07 03:37 PM


Originally Posted by Ryanf
lance uses his team to do all the work so he can rest but wait is that enogh
to beat ulle no he then uses mind games but thats not enogh so he is probably puting
germs in jans water no way could he lose to lance if it was close to fair.
o in 2003 lance was almost beat and his reason is he had bad luck well ullrich had
why wores luck ullrich is a real champion of the next and prevoius billion years.
lance is good but no comparison.

Ryan, do you love him with your whole body?

Even your pee pee?

garysol1 03-05-07 03:41 PM

To bad he turned and ran when the going got ugly. To bad he could not either "man up" to what he did or fight for his innocence. Turning tail and quitting does not make a winner in my book. I don't care how fast he can peddle a bike.

eandmwilson 03-05-07 03:42 PM


Originally Posted by SaabFan
Ryan, do you love him with your whole body?

Even your pee pee?

:beer: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

I'm glad I read Ultimate Power to get that.

Ryanf 03-05-07 03:43 PM

stop
stop
stay on topic
please parnetcad, DRpete, Lowcel your comments deeply
apprecated and a few more.

botto 03-05-07 03:48 PM


Originally Posted by Ryanf
stop
stop
stay on topic
please parnetcad, DRpete, Lowcel your comments deeply
apprecated and a few more.

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/6140/nopeefd4.jpg

Ryanf 03-05-07 05:23 PM

Ulle is the best! forever!
Ulle is the best! forever!
:p :p :mad: :p :)

-VELOCITY- 03-05-07 05:27 PM


Originally Posted by SaabFan
Ryan, do you love him with your whole body?

Even your pee pee?

OMG that is so friggin hilarious. :D

Ryanf 03-05-07 05:38 PM


Originally Posted by garysol1
To bad he turned and ran when the going got ugly. To bad he could not either "man up" to what he did or fight for his innocence. Turning tail and quitting does not make a winner in my book. I don't care how fast he can peddle a bike.

ullrich is not scared it is the evil french and spanish he is a innocence man. He did not
just quit you need the facts before you post this stuff no offence. I don't care if
he can even win a race he is still the most respectful winner ever and forever.

14max 03-05-07 05:40 PM


Originally Posted by SaabFan
Ryan, do you love him with your whole body?

Even your pee pee?

You win! That is the funniest post in this completely worthless thread...

garysol1 03-05-07 05:59 PM


Originally Posted by Ryanf
He did not just quit you need the facts before you post this stuff

Yes he did.......If he fought back much I sure missed it. If he is innocent why did he just up and walk away? Lance was a man. He fought his accuser's face to face...Floyd's more of a man than Jan ever was. Floyd is not afraid to face the mean ole French face to face but apparently little old Jan is afraid he will get a spanking. Probably for the better that he turned tail and ran like a pansy.

cohophysh 03-05-07 06:07 PM

mmmm...pie.....thanks botto

DrPete 03-05-07 06:08 PM


Originally Posted by garysol1
Yes he did.......If he fought back much I sure missed it. If he is innocent why did he just up and walk away? Lance was a man. He fought his accuser's face to face...Floyd's more of a man than Jan ever was. Floyd is not afraid to face the mean ole French face to face but apparently little old Jan is afraid he will get a spanking. Probably for the better that he turned tail and ran like a pansy.

+1.

Ryanf 03-05-07 06:17 PM


Originally Posted by garysol1
Yes he did.......If he fought back much I sure missed it. If he is innocent why did he just up and walk away? Lance was a man. He fought his accuser's face to face...Floyd's more of a man than Jan ever was. Floyd is not afraid to face the mean ole French face to face but apparently little old Jan is afraid he will get a spanking. Probably for the better that he turned tail and ran like a pansy.

yes i have to admite i did laugh and love some thing flody landis said on cyclism sundays.
floyds case is differnt


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