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Roadies- Flex those muscles!

Old 03-05-07, 05:56 AM
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Originally Posted by slvoid
You look like a certain tdf climber who's dead now...
zoetemelk isn't dead yet.
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Old 03-05-07, 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted by TheKillerPenguin
go ahead, i dare ya.

My girlfriend opens jars for me. I'm proud of that

I can Photoshop some muscles in for you KP. I can always take comfort in the fact that when we regroup after you drop me on the climb I can arm wrestle you and win the $5 bet.
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Originally Posted by Cypress
I'll bite.

(for those of you whom doubted my MMA)
Dude, you need a haircut.


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Old 03-05-07, 06:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Vinokurtov
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan.........................

And I'm too sexy for this forum
The sad thing is our friend Vino here actually didn't have to google search the lyrics, he knew them off by heart.
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Originally Posted by Cypress
I'll bite.

(for those of you whom doubted my MMA)
Dude, how come your right arm is way more muscular than your left arm?
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Old 03-05-07, 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted by classic1
Dude, how come your right arm is way more muscular than your left arm?
He's not married "Dummy"
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Old 03-05-07, 06:55 AM
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Silly boys..
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Judging from the photo, I think the OP should be proud to have a girlfriend.
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Originally Posted by TheKillerPenguin
go ahead, i dare ya.
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Old 03-05-07, 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted by iNewton
pwned
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Originally Posted by botto
I had no idea Stan Laurel was still racing.
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Old 03-05-07, 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Coyote2
Judging from the photo, I think the OP should be proud to have a girlfriend.
I'm convinced its my goatee and neon nipples she loves about me:
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Originally Posted by bayareawheeler



theres my manly submission


Hmmm small waist, big arms? Looks like floyds not the only one hitting the roids. =)
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Originally Posted by TheKillerPenguin
I'm convinced its my goatee and neon nipples she loves about me:
Anybody with a sack of oats and a couple of carrots can get a hot horse.
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Originally Posted by TheKillerPenguin
I'm convinced its my goatee and neon nipples she loves about me:
Dude, your GF's a horse??? Nice looking trainer, go for her. The horse won't mind.
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This tread was like the most Gay ever but then, probably not.
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Originally Posted by hiromian
Dude, your GF's a horse??? Nice looking trainer, go for her. The horse won't mind.
I though you were a girl again.

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lol...

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my embarassing pic that i only post when "impaired"

i used mspaint to "enhance" it so its not so embarassing.

stapler.JPG
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Originally Posted by classic1
The sad thing is our friend Vino here actually didn't have to google search the lyrics, he knew them off by heart.
I'm too sexy to answer that.
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Originally Posted by aballas
lol...

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Originally Posted by botto

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Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
Silly boys..
Hi, BDG. Did you bring the popcorn?

<settlin' back on the sofa, watchin' with interest>

Carry on, guys!
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Originally Posted by On Your Right
He's not married "Dummy"
then his arms should be the same size.
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