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Roadies- Flex those muscles!

Old 03-04-07, 11:22 PM
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Roadies- Flex those muscles!

go ahead, i dare ya.

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Old 03-04-07, 11:26 PM
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Ahaha. You may even have me beat. It's a shame that there aren't enough girls who appreciate a nice pair of calves, though.
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Old 03-04-07, 11:36 PM
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haha yeah, luckily she's a leg lover.
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I'll bite.

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this. thread. is. disturbing. with. pics.
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Originally Posted by dog hair
this. thread. is. disturbing. with. pics.
He started it.
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Originally Posted by dog hair
this. thread. is. disturbing. with. pics.
you know you love it
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Originally Posted by blandin

Instant classic. Compared to :

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I will never get it ..
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is there something wrong with my neon nipples?
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Originally Posted by TheKillerPenguin
is there something wrong with my neon nipples?

No.
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ROFL...MMA heh thanks <tears in eyes> I needed that!

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Originally Posted by bayareawheeler
ROFL...MMA heh thanks <tears in eyes> I needed that!


Damn yous!
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I think we're the manliest looking men of the board cypress. nobody else dares post a picture
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Originally Posted by TheKillerPenguin
I think we're the manliest looking men of the board cypress. nobody else dares post a picture



theres my manly submission

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Nice delts and tris. I'm sure that's mighty impressive on, say, a bodybuilding forum. Unfortunately for you this is a roadie forum. Skinny guys run this house, son!

I think your arms are like double the size of mine

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^lmao
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Originally Posted by yeamac
Hahaha.
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This thread is disturbing on so many levels....

Here's my cycling idol... I think he's given up smoking since...

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Originally Posted by TheKillerPenguin
I think we're the manliest looking men of the board cypress. nobody else dares post a picture
Here's manly for ya...



But here's the reality of winter with too much Chinese food and too little training...


- Real men wear lycra...tight lycra.
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I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor ***** poor ***** cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this forum
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Originally Posted by joshalope
But here's the reality of winter with too much Chinese food and too little training...


- Real men wear lycra...tight lycra.
You look like a certain tdf climber who's dead now...
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