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Interesting description on this bike

Old 05-09-07, 08:03 PM
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Interesting description on this bike

.......weird

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Old 05-09-07, 08:08 PM
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^ +about a bazillion
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Yeah a 58 is a bit big for someone 5' 9" and a triple on a CF bike? Other than that, seemed very straightforward.
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Old 05-09-07, 08:51 PM
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Who would buy anything from that guy?!
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With a description like that, it must be a heck of a bike.

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lol, that was hilarious, that guy seems to have really gone off the deep end. there was a guy like that(sort of) at work and, long story short, he ended up being taken out of the building by the cops...
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The size listed on the bike is wrong,his whole trip is wrong ....gee,I hope he doesn't join the forum.
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Old 05-09-07, 09:25 PM
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Reminds me of this which is the best description ever!
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Originally Posted by eippo1
Reminds me of this which is the best description ever!
Good one,I'm a bit queezy to finish it though.
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Getting his moneys worth for listing on ebay. Now he can put "published author" on the next job application.
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So I drink the punch and then I get on the space ship....?

He did convince me I should start eating "fly plant"
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Originally Posted by old and new
The size listed on the bike is wrong,his whole trip is wrong ....gee,I hope he doesn't join the forum.
I'm guessing he already has......
**glares around suspiciously for someone with equally poor grammar skills**
hmmm.....
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That guy is ******** awesome. Completely bonkers.
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I'm still confused about the can if Raid.
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somone forgot to take their medication
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I wouldn't bid just becuase I could see the transaction becoming long, preachy, and complicated. Cra-zee!

If you were as entertained as I was, he apparently has a website: http://www.freewebs.com/onecolor/

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Old 05-09-07, 11:27 PM
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I can't believe you guys aren't getting this man's genius. Here are some pictures that he drew to help you see the light (or the colors?)





Makes sense now right?? sheesh
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Holy crap. What a total nut. I will make it my thesis.
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