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I know who Ryanf really is.

Old 06-13-07, 05:42 AM
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I know who Ryanf really is.

Do You?
Double poster, he goes by another name on this forum.
Take your best guess and we will see if anyone else has got it figured out.
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Old 06-13-07, 05:51 AM
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It's Cypress..who is also Der Jan.
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Old 06-13-07, 06:03 AM
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Hey Diablo, your ruining the game before it even gets started. I think the only way to be sure is to have Ryanf take a picture of himself with the yellow pages from his area in Michigan to prove he really lives in Michigan. Hey wait, I wonder if Cypress really is who he says he is! Maybe he is Ryanf and Cypress is just Ryanf's creation. For that matter how do we know your El Diablo? You could be Cypress and he could be Ryanf and so on and so on and so on....................
One things for sure, there's only one real botto!
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Definitely not Cypress.
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Is Cbip RyanF?
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It's much more reliable if there's a photo with today's newspaper front page. Just in case a GIS would turn up a yellow pages photo
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Haven't we played this game before?
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I think it's Cypress too. He's clever like that. I bet he's the one who created Jan Ullrich's Myspace page too.
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Its Tony Soprano... no wait its JR Ewing.... wait...



Its Cypress.
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Originally Posted by cuda2k
Haven't we played this game before?
Yes, But did we ever get proof? I just gotta know. To think that anyone is smart enough to come up with Ryanf as a Ghost Rider (pretty original dont ya think) that should be worth nomination into the cycling hall of fame.
I think he's Steven Hawkins!
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Old 06-13-07, 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted by cbip
Double poster, he goes by another name on this forum.
I very sincerely doubt it.
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Ok. So when will the veil be removed?
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Originally Posted by cbip
Do You?
Double poster, he goes by another name on this forum.
Take your best guess and we will see if anyone else has got it figured out.
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Old 06-13-07, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by cbip
I think he's Steven Hawkins!
Who?
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Originally Posted by Dogsled
Einhorn is finkle
Ace:
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Why is this thread in road cycling, anyway?
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Originally Posted by cbip
Yes, But did we ever get proof? I just gotta know. To think that anyone is smart enough to come up with Ryanf as a Ghost Rider (pretty original dont ya think) that should be worth nomination into the cycling hall of fame.
I think he's Steven Hawkins!

Steven Hawkins
you say?

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Originally Posted by 2Tired2Shift
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You give me way too much credit. I could never pull that off.
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I question the op. He seems real to me..
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Originally Posted by ElJamoquio
Why is this thread in road cycling, anyway?
It should be in the "witch hunt" forum.

Cypress was on the grassy knoll. His real name is Cypress bin Laden.
 
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Didn't the Mods once say Ryanf has a distinct IP address...

Or is this a conspiracy...
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Basically you are saying Cypress has no life.
Ryanf is real.
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Huh?


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Can you two post simultaneously to prove your innocence...
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