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D'oh!!! What lessons can the Simpsons offer road cyclists?

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Old 07-10-07, 06:53 PM
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D'oh!!! What lessons can the Simpsons offer road cyclists?



Put your thinking caps on you sniveling weenies.
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Keep cyclometers simple.

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Put what we really want in Gatorade:
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castiron both your posts literally made me lol
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Cycling can even make Homer a ladie's man:

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Originally Posted by CastIron
Keep cyclometers simple.

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Oooh, only 1 km to go, drope the hamer!

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^^I'd actually do that at the sprint markers. Need a cowbell, though. Always more cowbell.
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"Smithers, you infernal ninny! Stick your left hoof on that flange(?). Now! Now if you can get it through your bug-addled brain, jam that second lethidic(?) clodhopper of yours on the right doodad! Now pump those scrawny chicken legs, you stuporous funker!"

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