Funniest comment from a moving car
07-19-07, 06:51 PM
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Funniest comment from a moving car
As I was getting out of town, a girl poked her head out of an SUV and yelled, "Hey, I like your ass." OK, I don't get that often, but whatever, what else do young girls yell at dads in lycra? Whatever.
Then we both get a light and I get ahead of the cars and get into my aerobars and start into the wind. The same vehicle comes up along side me and a girl yells, "HEY I LIKE YOUR FRONTAL AREA!"
Hilarious.
Then we both get a light and I get ahead of the cars and get into my aerobars and start into the wind. The same vehicle comes up along side me and a girl yells, "HEY I LIKE YOUR FRONTAL AREA!"
Hilarious.
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07-19-07, 07:30 PM
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riding along the beach, a large woman of color says, "hey cutie wit a big booty!"
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07-19-07, 07:40 PM
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Some lower-class teens in the projects yelled out, "Go Willy" to me. They probably were refering to the movie Free Willy by saying I am a fat whale. I am 5'9" 170lbs, size 32 pants. **********
I usually get:
- Go Lance
- Go Speed Racer
- Win the race
- Nice Ass
- HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Get on the sidewalk
- Do you race?
I usually get:
- Go Lance
- Go Speed Racer
- Win the race
- Nice Ass
- HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Get on the sidewalk
- Do you race?
07-19-07, 07:43 PM
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once, while riding through downtown Boston, a guy flagged me down to ask for directions by calling out, "Hey, Quicksilver!"
that I took as a compliment ... even if I thought the movie was kinda atrocious.
that I took as a compliment ... even if I thought the movie was kinda atrocious.
07-19-07, 07:51 PM
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Waiting for a light - it turns green - husband and I go - I clipped in quickly and sprinted a bit to get speed.
Some kids driving by yell out "your wife is fat"
I'm confused by this - I'm actually thin. I ask my husband "did those kids call me fat?" He laughs and says "they called you fast".
Some kids driving by yell out "your wife is fat"
I'm confused by this - I'm actually thin. I ask my husband "did those kids call me fat?" He laughs and says "they called you fast".
) It hurt for a while.
07-19-07, 08:08 PM
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white folks can be numbskulls, too.
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07-19-07, 08:09 PM
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I had an eighty year old milk shake yell, "get off the road you communist" the serious tone in his voice and his facial expression made me pull over and laugh.
07-19-07, 08:19 PM
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I love it when chicks hollar at me, but i Hollar at any chick i see when i am riding. I ride along PCH from Oceanside to La Jolla so i do a lot of whistling. The best is when there with their boyfriends or hunsbands and they get super pissed off. It puts the fun in too my common route.
07-19-07, 08:25 PM
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what's a 'milk shake' in this context?
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07-19-07, 08:28 PM
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07-19-07, 08:28 PM
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I was hit over the back of the helmet once and told to F#@k off. Ok that wasn't very funny.
But straight after that the driver went straight through a round about, jumped the kerb and hit a tree.
That was the funniest thing i've seen in years..
But straight after that the driver went straight through a round about, jumped the kerb and hit a tree.
That was the funniest thing i've seen in years..
07-19-07, 08:34 PM
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milk shake = angry geezer....?
good one. never heard it.... origin?
good one. never heard it.... origin?
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07-19-07, 08:37 PM
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I honestly do not know the origin of it, but it is used in the metro Detroit area.
07-19-07, 08:52 PM
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I've gotten stuff about lance. I take it as a compliment. I get alot of thumbs up occasionally. The best is when I'm drafting traffic and get them. I look alot stronger then what I am lol.
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As I was getting out of town, a girl poked her head out of an SUV and yelled, "Hey, I like your ass." OK, I don't get that often, but whatever, what else do young girls yell at dads in lycra? Whatever.
Then we both get a light and I get ahead of the cars and get into my aerobars and start into the wind. The same vehicle comes up along side me and a girl yells, "HEY I LIKE YOUR FRONTAL AREA!"
Then we both get a light and I get ahead of the cars and get into my aerobars and start into the wind. The same vehicle comes up along side me and a girl yells, "HEY I LIKE YOUR FRONTAL AREA!"
07-19-07, 09:10 PM
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"Hey, you're supposed to be on the other side of the road."
from a gas guzzling Suburban while I was riding with traffic staying far to the right
from a gas guzzling Suburban while I was riding with traffic staying far to the right
07-19-07, 09:30 PM
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I was doing hill repeats in St. Paul and there was a mom waiting to pick her kid up from school and every time I rode by she would yell "Nice *****!!" It made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside (I'm 20 BTW)
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Once on my way into work I was trackstanding at a light and I look over at the car next to me. It's a fortysomething mom and a teenage daughter and they were both staring at my gluteal region. Then they noticed I was looking at them and they both started giggling.
I took that as a compliment.
I took that as a compliment.