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Old 07-19-07, 06:51 PM
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Funniest comment from a moving car

As I was getting out of town, a girl poked her head out of an SUV and yelled, "Hey, I like your ass." OK, I don't get that often, but whatever, what else do young girls yell at dads in lycra? Whatever.

Then we both get a light and I get ahead of the cars and get into my aerobars and start into the wind. The same vehicle comes up along side me and a girl yells, "HEY I LIKE YOUR FRONTAL AREA!"

Hilarious.
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Old 07-19-07, 07:30 PM
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riding along the beach, a large woman of color says, "hey cutie wit a big booty!"
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Old 07-19-07, 07:37 PM
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"Next time I'll run you over"
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Some lower-class teens in the projects yelled out, "Go Willy" to me. They probably were refering to the movie Free Willy by saying I am a fat whale. I am 5'9" 170lbs, size 32 pants. **********

I usually get:

- Go Lance
- Go Speed Racer
- Win the race
- Nice Ass
- HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Get on the sidewalk
- Do you race?
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Old 07-19-07, 07:43 PM
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once, while riding through downtown Boston, a guy flagged me down to ask for directions by calling out, "Hey, Quicksilver!"

that I took as a compliment ... even if I thought the movie was kinda atrocious.
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Old 07-19-07, 07:51 PM
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Waiting for a light - it turns green - husband and I go - I clipped in quickly and sprinted a bit to get speed.

Some kids driving by yell out "your wife is fat"

I'm confused by this - I'm actually thin. I ask my husband "did those kids call me fat?" He laughs and says "they called you fast".
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Old 07-19-07, 08:02 PM
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I had some guy yell the "n" word at me. (I'm white ) It hurt for a while.
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I guess people hate me so much they just honk.
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Originally Posted by Relayer View Post
I had some guy yell the "n" word at me. (I'm white ) It hurt for a while.
white folks can be numbskulls, too.
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Old 07-19-07, 08:09 PM
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I had an eighty year old milk shake yell, "get off the road you communist" the serious tone in his voice and his facial expression made me pull over and laugh.
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I was riding in Texas and had a guy yell "Kick their Ass Lance"!
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I love it when chicks hollar at me, but i Hollar at any chick i see when i am riding. I ride along PCH from Oceanside to La Jolla so i do a lot of whistling. The best is when there with their boyfriends or hunsbands and they get super pissed off. It puts the fun in too my common route.
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Old 07-19-07, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Ih8lucky13 View Post
I had an eighty year old milk shake yell....
what's a 'milk shake' in this context?
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Old 07-19-07, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Ostuni View Post
what's a 'milk shake' in this context?
Agitated older person.
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I was hit over the back of the helmet once and told to F#@k off. Ok that wasn't very funny.
But straight after that the driver went straight through a round about, jumped the kerb and hit a tree.
That was the funniest thing i've seen in years..
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Originally Posted by Ostuni View Post
what's a 'milk shake' in this context?
They were tasty?
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Old 07-19-07, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Ih8lucky13 View Post
Agitated older person.
milk shake = angry geezer....?

good one. never heard it.... origin?
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I honestly do not know the origin of it, but it is used in the metro Detroit area.
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Old 07-19-07, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Ih8lucky13 View Post
I honestly do not know the origin of it, but it is used in the metro Detroit area.
Maybe I am lame, but I've never heard it around here except in that one crappy song on the radio. Maybe its because I am sheltered in Livonia.

I've gotten stuff about lance. I take it as a compliment. I get alot of thumbs up occasionally. The best is when I'm drafting traffic and get them. I look alot stronger then what I am lol.
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Originally Posted by ratebeer View Post
As I was getting out of town, a girl poked her head out of an SUV and yelled, "Hey, I like your ass." OK, I don't get that often, but whatever, what else do young girls yell at dads in lycra? Whatever.

Then we both get a light and I get ahead of the cars and get into my aerobars and start into the wind. The same vehicle comes up along side me and a girl yells, "HEY I LIKE YOUR FRONTAL AREA!"
I got that one a while back. Only difference was that I got her number at the next light. She had a nice frontal area. I met her at a bar a few days later and she was like 10 years older than me, though.
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Originally Posted by GatorFL View Post
I got that one a while back. Only difference was that I got her number at the next light. She had a nice frontal area. I met her at a bar a few days later and she was like 10 years older than me, though.
Nothing wrong with some cougar action.
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"Hey, you're supposed to be on the other side of the road."
from a gas guzzling Suburban while I was riding with traffic staying far to the right
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Originally Posted by Ih8lucky13 View Post
I had an eighty year old milk shake yell, "get off the road you communist" the serious tone in his voice and his facial expression made me pull over and laugh.
Was it this ***holio again?

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I was doing hill repeats in St. Paul and there was a mom waiting to pick her kid up from school and every time I rode by she would yell "Nice *****!!" It made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside (I'm 20 BTW)
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Once on my way into work I was trackstanding at a light and I look over at the car next to me. It's a fortysomething mom and a teenage daughter and they were both staring at my gluteal region. Then they noticed I was looking at them and they both started giggling.

I took that as a compliment.
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