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RyanF's TT position

Old 07-28-07, 06:52 PM
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Old 07-28-07, 06:54 PM
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Hey! What's up with the jeans hiding your massive guads???
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Originally Posted by VeloLisa View Post
Hey! What's up with the jeans hiding your massive guads???
I'm Lazy. Sorry
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Originally Posted by VeloLisa View Post
Hey! What's up with the jeans hiding your massive guads???
It doesn't appear that those jeans are hiding any mass to me. I don't know why, but I just started craving some fried chicken. I'm gonna go get some. Be right back.
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I'm new here, so pardon me, but this is the great and infamous Ryanf I've been hearing about in cycling circles?

Bwa, bwa, bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha


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Old 07-28-07, 07:04 PM
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Ryan,

Since you're a Telekom Fan....You should follow suit with some enhancing chemicals
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Old 07-28-07, 07:07 PM
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You look gay with thoose pants.
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I've learned first hand that for tt's and using aerobars, you need a shorter stem. Unless you're Graham O'Bree then you''l look stupid and be too extended.
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Old 07-28-07, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Ryanf View Post
Don't I look Fast?
You'd look faster with a flat back. Get your dad to work down that arch with his belt sander. And put some meat on those guads.
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Old 07-28-07, 07:49 PM
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The shoes look like cowboy boots with the jeans. Combine that with the bright colored shirt...
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You probably don't know who these guys are, but you'd fit right in with them.
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Lower the seat all the way down, raise the bars as high as you can get them, and put streamers on your bar ends.

Then you'll look like a real pro.
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Originally Posted by Zipps4Me View Post
I'm new here, so pardon me, but this is the great and infamous Ryanf I've been hearing about in cycling circles?

Bwa, bwa, bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha

laugh now, but we'll see who's laughing whenever he blows past you and the sheer power of his hamer droping knocks you right on your ass
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I'm very sure we all can't wait until you start getting laid, by humans.

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Old 07-28-07, 08:08 PM
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dork disc

just sayin'...
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Originally Posted by dcon View Post
dork disc

just sayin'...
Sometimes RyanF likes to leave the dork disc on just so he can see what it's like riding as a mere mortal
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Originally Posted by Weeks View Post
Sometimes RyanF likes to leave the dork disc on just so he can see what it's like riding as a mere mortal
Ah. Well, there you go.
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Originally Posted by Jay Gloab View Post
The shoes look like cowboy boots with the jeans. Combine that with the bright colored shirt...


Well he's not wearing jeans but the shirts match.

Why do you care about your TT position so much if there isn't a flat road to be found in the high mountains of Michigan?
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Originally Posted by Weeks View Post
Sometimes RyanF likes to leave the dork disc on just so he can see what it's like riding as a mere mortal
It's a special disk NASA made for him. It's made from the same material the shuttle heat tiles are. He has to use one to keep the hot chain from melting the spokes.
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Originally Posted by Zipps4Me View Post
It's a special disk NASA made for him. It's made from the same material the shuttle heat tiles are. He has to use one to keep the hot chain from melting the spokes.


seriously though RyanF has more balls than I do, i would never post myself up on here in a million years for the forum to ridicule
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Originally Posted by Ryanf View Post
Hay mods you sould add more options to the poll. I Don't care to much about my TT position. I can't surivive 10 feet of flat ground.
Hey, Ryan, seriously - can I get an autographed version of one of those pics?
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I would love to see a team sponsored by Levi with a denim skinsuit.

[Edit: Not Levi the rider]
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Old 07-28-07, 08:21 PM
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Make sure you always use the Jan-face also.
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