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PRO CYCLIST 10-17-07 05:24 PM

My Formal Introduction
 
Hello. My name is Jason. I am new here but I am definately not new to cycling. I'm a Cat 1 rider in California and my goal is to become pro. I ride often - hard, fast, aggressive, and most of all....RAW.

Why do I seem cocky? All the greats are. It comes from believing in yourself. Who do you want operating on you in a life/death situation? Someone who is unsure if they can do the job? Or someone that says let's do this?

Perhaps you may see me one day on OLN racing with greats...I think about this moment every day until it becomes reality. Nuclear weapons, F22 stealth fighters, Tomcat cruise missiles, ME... What do they all have in common? We're purpose built to do the job as efficiently as possible.

The taste of victory is sweet my friends. Unfortunately I have also tasted the bitter sweetness of defeat. Therefore I am incorporating power meter training and off season weight lifting to sharpen my blade. 2008 will be a slaughterfest.

If you have any questions I can answer feel free to drop me a PM or email.

-Jason

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/1413/73693bj0.jpg

freefree113 10-17-07 05:26 PM

Looks like RyanF has finally met his match.

seppomadness 10-17-07 05:27 PM

Are you going bald?

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/1700/combover5yp.jpg

JBS103 10-17-07 05:27 PM

Well, uh, good luck with that.

You'll have absolutely no problem fitting in in this place. In fact, you're already way ahead of the game.

UmneyDurak 10-17-07 05:31 PM

So whats your plan B? Practicing "Would you like fries with that?"

blonduathlongrl 10-17-07 05:31 PM

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n...irkawesome.png

Quijibo187 10-17-07 05:31 PM

how does one ride... ummm.. RAW? do you ride nekkid?

oh, freefree113, there is a difference between him and ryanf, he admits to being defeated. that is something ryanf will never admit to.

PRO CYCLIST 10-17-07 05:36 PM


Originally Posted by UmneyDurak (Post 5473193)
So whats your plan B? Practicing "Would you like fries with that?"

Good question. The answer: I have no plan B. I've backed myself into a corner and there's no where to go except right through the obstacles that confront me. The possibility of not achieving my goals is impossible to comprehend at the present moment...only motivational thoughts and images roam inside my mind. This is the level of commitment I will put into cycling in 2008....

CrimsonKarter21 10-17-07 05:38 PM

How old are you?

Bob Dopolina 10-17-07 05:39 PM


Originally Posted by PRO CYCLIST (Post 5473232)
Good question. The answer: I have no plan B. I've backed myself into a corner and there's no where to go except right through the obstacles that confront me. The possibility of not achieving my goals is impossible to comprehend at the present moment...only motivational thoughts and images roam inside my mind. This is the level of commitment I will put into cycling in 2008....

So who do you ride for now? What races are you going to be awesome at in 2008? Do you race outside California (or the US)?

Miller2 10-17-07 05:41 PM

Isnt that Cypress**********????

CrimsonKarter21 10-17-07 05:44 PM


Originally Posted by Miller2 (Post 5473282)
Isnt that Cypress**********????

No, Cypress has a hairy ass chest... as witnessed by that God-awful star-sticker thread.






Jesus.

JonnyV 10-17-07 05:44 PM

ya know, that sort of does look like cypress...where's he been lately?

Miller2 10-17-07 05:46 PM


Originally Posted by CrimsonKarter21 (Post 5473312)
No, Cypress has a hairy ass chest... as witnessed by that God-awful star-sticker thread.





Jesus.


Chests can be shaven.......

grahny 10-17-07 05:49 PM


Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl (Post 5473194)

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

To the OP... welcome and god speed on your inward quest. Oh, there's a racing sub forum you may enjoy. We're just freds, poseurs and road nazi's here.

ronjon10 10-17-07 05:50 PM


Originally Posted by PRO CYCLIST (Post 5473147)
Perhaps you may see me one day on OLN racing with greats...I think about this moment every day until it becomes reality. Nuclear weapons, F22 stealth fighters, Tomcat cruise missiles, ME... What do they all have in common?

All built by the low bidding government contractors?

carlfreddy 10-17-07 05:51 PM

It's clearly not Cypress

The Cypress
PRO CYCLIST
Either way. It is the offseason. Let the sillyness begin!

DasProfezzional 10-17-07 05:54 PM

Too easy.

JayC 10-17-07 05:57 PM

http://www.ctrl-alt-l33t.com/kingofthreads.jpg

serpico7 10-17-07 05:58 PM

PRO CYCLIST, Ryanf already beat you . . . to the top of my ignore list.

mloywhite 10-17-07 06:00 PM


Originally Posted by PRO CYCLIST (Post 5473147)
Hello. My name is Jason. I am new here but I am definately not new to cycling. I'm a Cat 1 rider in California and my goal is to become pro. I ride often - hard, fast, aggressive, and most of all....RAW.

Why do I seem cocky? All the greats are. It comes from believing in yourself. Who do you want operating on you in a life/death situation? Someone who is unsure if they can do the job? Or someone that says let's do this?

Perhaps you may see me one day on OLN racing with greats...I think about this moment every day until it becomes reality. Nuclear weapons, F22 stealth fighters, Tomcat cruise missiles, ME... What do they all have in common? We're purpose built to do the job as efficiently as possible.

The taste of victory is sweet my friends. Unfortunately I have also tasted the bitter sweetness of defeat. Therefore I am incorporating power meter training and off season weight lifting to sharpen my blade. 2008 will be a slaughterfest.
If you have any questions I can answer feel free to drop me a PM or email.

-Jason

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/1413/73693bj0.jpg

blah blah blah, etc.

blonduathlongrl 10-17-07 06:02 PM


Originally Posted by Miller2 (Post 5473282)
Isnt that Cypress**********????

not cypress:D
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n...ngrl/bunny.jpg

NomadVW 10-17-07 06:02 PM

At least he was kind enough to highlight his own spelling errors.

Sprocket Man 10-17-07 06:07 PM

Sounds like you've set out some very ambitious goals for yourself. Best of luck to you in your pursuits. What's your full name so that we can follow your race results this upcoming season?

CrimsonKarter21 10-17-07 06:10 PM

How about a lisence number? Could this be 1337 or whatever his name was again?


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