How Much do you 'Love' your Bicycle?
10-26-07, 09:28 AM
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How Much do you 'Love' your Bicycle?
I'm trying to be delicate here but below is a link to an article in today's UK Telegraph about a guy who just loves his bicycle a bit too much?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...26/nsex126.xml
Warning: Only those with strong stomachs need link.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...26/nsex126.xml
Warning: Only those with strong stomachs need link.
10-26-07, 09:41 AM
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This is stupid. I mean, there's a whole circle of stupidity here. First, you have the dude having "relations" with his bike. There are psychological issues there, plus, you know, there might be sharp edges. There's also the question of him not reacting to people knocking on his door.
Next you have the staff, who didn't just let the whole scene go. I mean, you did open the door on the dude - it's not like he was out in public doing this.
I'm amazed the police knew of a crime that applied here. "Hmm.. Sex with bike. That's a 101.34.52. Call it in, Harry." I'm curious about the theory behind the charges. Was it for the accused behavior with the bike, or is it because the accused wasn't wearing anything even though he should have known the door was about to open?
On one hand, there might be justification if they're charging him for "flashing" the hotel staff. On the other, if the charges rested on him having his way with an inanimate object then I worry that it's only a matter of time before someone is arrested for similar acts with other inanimate objects, such as "molesting" a condom.
Next you have the staff, who didn't just let the whole scene go. I mean, you did open the door on the dude - it's not like he was out in public doing this.
I'm amazed the police knew of a crime that applied here. "Hmm.. Sex with bike. That's a 101.34.52. Call it in, Harry." I'm curious about the theory behind the charges. Was it for the accused behavior with the bike, or is it because the accused wasn't wearing anything even though he should have known the door was about to open?
On one hand, there might be justification if they're charging him for "flashing" the hotel staff. On the other, if the charges rested on him having his way with an inanimate object then I worry that it's only a matter of time before someone is arrested for similar acts with other inanimate objects, such as "molesting" a condom.
10-26-07, 09:47 AM
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It's about time all those criminals with vibrators got arrested.
10-26-07, 09:49 AM
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Sometimes sex with an inanimate object has nothing to do with love.
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10-26-07, 09:52 AM
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wasn't he in locked room that he rented? what's the problem.. i don't care what he "does"......
10-26-07, 10:09 AM
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bike sex offender....so by law do they have to notify every bike owners in his neighborhood?
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what man and a woman and a goat with a bike do behind closed doors is their business!
granted, this is very odd...but i can't believe having sex with an inanimate object in privacy is illegal. what about women with didlos?
granted, this is very odd...but i can't believe having sex with an inanimate object in privacy is illegal. what about women with didlos?
10-26-07, 11:06 AM
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I'll spoon with my bike but that's as far as it goes! 
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In his defense, THIS was his favorite t-shirt. They really should have seen it coming. 
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10-26-07, 11:52 AM
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why can't these guys just tap tap in Minnesota bathrooms?
"Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in ******ch, Worcs, in 1993."
Pavements. That's gotta hurt.
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I'm trying to work this through in my head, but its not working. Does "pavements" refer to something different in England than in the rest of the world? I certainly hope so, as humping the street/sidewalk/driveway/front stoop is beyond desperation. Don't they have an abundance of sheep in merry ol' England?
