Yeah...infield bar. Was sucking my gut in having a yak to some blokes who still look like they could do the 1 in 20 in 14 minutes.

Met Jez Hunt.

French was looking very good too

LOL. Following the lead of Hilton Clarke snr. :D Someone should tell him he's not fooling anyone.

What was that new revolutions production like? Last seasons Austral felt more like Barbra Streisand meets the Stawell Gift. I would rather see something more like Paris Hilton meets Gary Neiwand meets the Big Day Out.

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hmmmm, lemme think, wat ave we got seppo's could use?....hmmm.....I know, intelligent gun laws!....we haven't got any oil, just as well really, cos otherwise we'd have been 'liberated' by seppo's as well...wat else?.....oh yeah, most of our sheila's have herpes....so no point you *******s comin over orrigt?

B@stards gets censored**********....geez no wnder I can't be bothered posting here anymore.....Koffee?, Koffeeeeeee?

Besides the fact I have no idea what you are on about....you want Gary Neiwand to stalk Paris Hilton while listening to Grinspoon or some other aussie band nobody has heard of?

maybe just Gazza p!ssing in champagne glasses?....:D

That might be why they don't let him out into the middle at Vodophone with all the VIP's. Free piss....literally

Not quite. Maybe a G.N golden shower on Paris Hilton whilst pole dancing on the in field bar??

Come to think of it I have no idea what I was thinking! :eek::D

I haven't seen that particular Paris Hilton video yet. Can you download it from the internet?:D

Oh it was a great episode. In Vol 6 'Paris Presents' its Episode 17 "Paris Take That!". It was a real corker. No need to download it just pop around to Millsie's joint and borrow it. :D

From the pic that seppomadness posted, it looks like Gazza might be up (!) for some Paris action.

Next time we get the Olympics here, we should have "cycists porking D-grade celebs" as an exhibition sport. No-one would admit to watching, but the TV ratings would go through the roof.

My favorite episodes are Paris Cops an Eiffel and In Seine in Paris:p

Those are indeed truely masterful displays of seppo sluttiness. Personally "Paris Tours" is tough to beat. The way she makes that banana virtually talk to the Tim Tam is sheer class IMO.:p

We just smashed the kiwis again. Useless that lot.

lol...

Troy C's effort for Movember was also an assault on the eyballs.

Gloat all you want. The average temp is 64 here now.

I think I've said this before, but I sure got the "shut your mouth, smartarse -- Hilton Clark was a star" lecture when I first rocked up to the Carnegie Velodrome and asked, "who's that big fat f*cker doing the motorpacing?"

Maybe that's why none of them took a shining to me :p

Gold....I did nearly exactly the same thing at Blackburn to John Nicholson.

Oops...

nice. You're only 33.45 degrees from the equator -- about the same as Sydney

A mate hopped on a gym machine after Neiwand back in the early 90's.

Reckons he nearly popped a testy trying to push what Neiwand was.

Geez I'm getting old. I can remember him racing at Coburg...wearing his rainbow jersey.

....with the home-made bolt on pedals.

You an ex-northern suburbs boy? I grew up in Brunswick/North Coburg

No. The pros used to race at Coburg nearly every Saturday night in the 70's and early 80's. The old man used to race the track and we'd get carted off all over the state (but mostly exciting Coburg) nearly every weekend.

I have a mate from Coburg. We call him "farkendagoimport". He loves it.