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Originally Posted by vic32amg
(Post 5816951)
Very nice bike but i have reason for concern:
Shimano on this frameset is not a good move. Zipp is not a good move either Bora Ultra on this frame set would be much better tubular as well. The thread is called " Maximum Bling" FSA on this framset has to go. this is how this bike should look. http://i13.tinypic.com/7w6ktoh.jpg http://i7.tinypic.com/6p6ejr4.jpg http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k2...der/PPP002.jpg |
Originally Posted by vic32amg
(Post 5816951)
Very nice bike but i have reason for concern:
Shimano on this frameset is not a good move. Zipp is not a good move either Bora Ultra on this frame set would be much better tubular as well. The thread is called " Maximum Bling" FSA on this framset has to go. this is how this bike should look. http://i13.tinypic.com/7w6ktoh.jpg http://i7.tinypic.com/6p6ejr4.jpg |
And where, pray tell, are the Nokon cables?
Not a patch on my extreme power I tell thee... |
Originally Posted by eyemage
(Post 5811098)
I want to look fast. I don't want to necessarily be fast, but I just want to look good. I think these frames have the best bling potential:
Cervelo Orbea Orca Look 595 Colnago Any other suggestions? Shoes? Jerseys? Helmets? |
Originally Posted by Ramjm_2000
(Post 5818847)
While not a huge deduction I'm penalizing -10 points, house brand seatposts and stems are a true no no when "maximizing" bling on an italian steed. Where"s the ITM, DEDA ?
a trek carries about as much bling as a ford taurus. I think a prerequisite is panache. if the bike has none then there is no bling. Cervelo's have none. altho the SLC-SL is a mighty fine steed I don't see it as bling. just a racing bike. anybody agree / disagree? this is blings purest form.. http://i17.tinypic.com/82w771v.jpg |
Originally Posted by vic32amg
(Post 5819120)
I think these are the only components that match the 1k weave.
a trek carries about as much bling as a ford taurus. I think a prerequisite is panache. if the bike has none then there is no bling. Cervelo's have none. altho the SLC-SL is a mighty fine steed I don't see it as bling. just a racing bike. anybody agree / disagree? The following list is what I considered bling: Handmade Steels (Vanilla, Richard Sachs) Calfee Colnago Crumpton De Rosa (some of their bikes are damn ugly) Look Parlees Pinarello Storck Time For those who think BMC, Cervelos, Orbeas are bling, they're not, they are just racing bikes. |
Originally Posted by vic32amg
(Post 5819120)
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Originally Posted by vic32amg
(Post 5819120)
I think these are the only components that match the 1k weave.
a trek carries about as much bling as a ford taurus. I think a prerequisite is panache. if the bike has none then there is no bling. Cervelo's have none. altho the SLC-SL is a mighty fine steed I don't see it as bling. just a racing bike. anybody agree / disagree? this is blings purest form.. http://i17.tinypic.com/82w771v.jpg Cervelos are bling. |
Originally Posted by The_Convert
(Post 5820275)
0 deductions on that. Bravo.
Cervelos are bling. Soloist Carbon with Zipp 404s bling? No. Nice job there though, replicating the exact same style as team CSC. How original. Might as well buy a Trek Madone with Bontrager Aeolus and be decked out in Discovery kits (or the future Astana kits). Saying Cervelos are bling is equivalent of saying Scotts are bling. They are not bling. Nice bikes, but not bling. I have nothing against Cervelo, and I certainly wouldn't mind owning one, but they are not bling, and everyone should stop considering them bling. |
SLC-SL is bling. P3 is bling. P2C can be bling. New Trek Madone is ***gasp*** bling.
Bling does not mean euro, it doesn't mean classy, and it doesn't necessarily mean rare. It means showy and expensive and something you could put a platinum chain around the top tube of and hang on your neck. |
Webster: flashy jewelry worn especially as an indication of wealth; broadly : expensive and ostentatious possessions
Encarta: rich: having or displaying ostentatious material wealth Urban dictionary: n. synonym for expensive, often flashy jewelry sported mostly by African American hip-hop artists and middle class Caucasian adolescents. |
This is as much bling as I'll ever have. Six13 with PowerTap SL/Zipp 404 rear.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y11...ad/Six13PT.jpg |
Originally Posted by The_Convert
(Post 5820393)
SLC-SL is bling. P3 is bling. P2C can be bling. New Trek Madone is ***gasp*** bling.
Bling does not mean euro, it doesn't mean classy, and it doesn't necessarily mean rare. It means showy and expensive and something you could put a platinum chain around the top tube of and hang on your neck. |
Originally Posted by mrbubbles
(Post 5819630)
Colnago
Look Pinarello Time All four of those are raced on just like Cervelo or BMC. I understand it depends on the model exact model, but most of them are pretty similar in terms of line-up and what they offer. Rabobank, Credit Agricole, Caisse D'Epargne, QuickStep and Bouygues Telecom, etc. |
This is the first thread that actually makes sense. There is nothing wrong with having or wanting to have the nicest looking bike regardless of ability.
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Originally Posted by mrbubbles
(Post 5819630)
Agreed, whoever thinks Cervelo are blingy got owned by their marketing.
The following list is what I considered bling: Handmade Steels (Vanilla, Richard Sachs) Calfee Colnago Crumpton De Rosa (some of their bikes are damn ugly) Look Parlees Pinarello Storck Time For those who think BMC, Cervelos, Orbeas are bling, they're not, they are just racing bikes. |
Efficient and functional maybe but not "bling"
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...c_0037comp.jpg That honour goes to Rad's Chrome Pinarello. |
Bling IS in the eye of the beholder. To me my titanium bike is bling. I built it piece by piece, exactly how I wanted it. It is silver, black, and white... understated, elegant, minimalistic, clean, and to me... bling. My wife refers to her diamond ring as bling... and it's not from Europe, and has no bold colors.
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Bling to me is a loud looking bike with dob-off decals, shouting "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!"
Such as that (very nice indeed) pinarello with the bora ultras... |
Originally Posted by jaxgtr
(Post 5812014)
Nothings is more bling than this:
http://www.serotta.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22952 http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/157...touchediq1.jpg |
Originally Posted by AlexTaylor
(Post 5822940)
Bling to me is a loud looking bike with dob-off decals, shouting "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!"
Such as that (very nice indeed) pinarello with the bora ultras... The ultimate test: show the bike to someone who knows nothing about bikes. Nobody will notice an outrageously expensive Ti bike: it looks just like a bike. But a Pinarello with big stickers, deeeep rims with HUGE logos, all color-coordinated - you'll immediately get asked "how much does it cost" and "it must be really light", the 2 desired feedback of true bling. With a bit of luck, you can even get a "can I lift it?". You know the guy who knows about bikes, rides a lot and puts in the effort will just wave you off as a poseur, so don't waste time there. |
Now, let's get serious about bling, folks.
I see a lot of photos with Dura Ace or SRAM or (egad!) FSA cranks on them. Sorry folks. That doesn't scream wealth or form-over-substance the way bling MUST if it is to be maximum bling. For maximum bling, only Campy carbon Record need apply. (Except for the brakes -- in that case, you need some of those skeleton-looking brakes that cost as much as an entire Dura Ace group.) I see a lot of photos with no-name or rather pedestrian wheels on them. Tsk-tsk. Wheels are the most long-distance opportunity you will ever have for bling. You need BIG logos and BIG places to display them. For maximum bling, you need Zipps with DEEEEEEEEEEEEP rims -- preferably a disk rear wheel. Maximum logos mean bling you can see for blocks. Hoist those sails! Probably a polished custom titanium frame with really cool lugs. This will only appeal to a few knowledgeable people, but the knowledgeable will know that titanium is almost entirely about bling. (You CAN get titanium's benefits at lighter weights and/or less cost with other materials.) And this part isn't very expensive -- but you need white cloth bar tape. The thinner and whiter, the better. Must be pristine. Replaced daily just to keep it white. |
Originally Posted by vic32amg
(Post 5816951)
Very nice bike but i have reason for concern:
Shimano on this frameset is not a good move. Zipp is not a good move either Bora Ultra on this frame set would be much better tubular as well. The thread is called " Maximum Bling" FSA on this framset has to go. this is how this bike should look. http://i13.tinypic.com/7w6ktoh.jpg http://i7.tinypic.com/6p6ejr4.jpg I think that's why companies are making deep wheels now. Screw aerodynamics, it's all about making your logo as big as possible. |
Campy is for Wussy.
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Originally Posted by patentcad
(Post 5820679)
This is as much bling as I'll ever have. Six13 with PowerTap SL/Zipp 404 rear.
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