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Old 01-27-08, 07:06 PM
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Marketing Gimmicks - List em.

I was thinking about the "zertz" inserts on my Specialized hyrbid seat stays- this is a gimmick right (I bought the bike before I knew anything at all re bikes).

In any event, I'd like to hear what perceived gimmicks exist or that you have purchased.

Someone once posted the ear-wind- deflectors - Are F**king kidding me?
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Stiffer frame = better power transfer
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winter cycling gloves.
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winter cycling gloves.
It was 25 degrees during my 55 mile ride today. My gloves didn't feel like a scam. Or do you specific over priced gloves ??
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my castelli bibs are falling apart...... just as good as my pi's....
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my castelli bibs are falling apart...... just as good as my pi's....

good to know
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Originally Posted by 2cyl
I was thinking about the "zertz" inserts on my Specialized hyrbid seat stays- this is a gimmick right (I bought the bike before I knew anything at all re bikes).

In any event, I'd like to hear what perceived gimmicks exist or that you have purchased.

Someone once posted the ear-wind- deflectors - Are F**king kidding me?
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idk about the zertz being a gimmick, they seem to work well
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Slapping historic European brand names on generic made-in-China or made-in-Taiwan bicycles.
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Zertz instantly popped into my head. Carbon chainstays are my 2nd choice.
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whats wrong with carbon rearstays?
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Originally Posted by Homebrew01
It was 25 degrees during my 55 mile ride today. My gloves didn't feel like a scam. Or do you specific over priced gloves ??
i should have been more specific-- i meant winter gloves specifically made for cycling.
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Originally Posted by johnny99
Slapping historic European brand names on generic made-in-China or made-in-Taiwan bicycles.
agreed, although, I'm ok with slapping if the frame is only available through the one brand and made specially for them.

Carbon fiber wrapped aluminum.
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Except the ones on the small of a woman's back, just above the hiney...
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Originally Posted by hockeyteeth
Drop a bar with out the buzz kills and drop a bar with buzz kills, may just be a nifty trick but the results will probably suprise you.
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Originally Posted by rockabilly808
idk about the zertz being a gimmick, they seem to work well
How do you know that the ride quality is due to the zertz, rather than any other aspect of the bike design?
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