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Eva Longoria Rides an Orca

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Eva Longoria Rides an Orca

Orca, what actresses-who-don't-ride ride.

Gotta say, pretty hot stuff.

https://thesuperficial.com/2008/02/ev...x=5&bfm_page=0



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Alan Bike Houston must be finding his way over to San Antonio. [note the pedals]
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nice pedals, looks like ABH got to her already.

edit: bah! too slow. **shakes his fist at merlin**
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bonus! at 25+mph, her shirt blows right off!
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nice pedals, looks like ABH got to her already.

edit: bah! too slow. **shakes his fist at merlin**
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Yeah, the seat even looks level with the handlebars....
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Also, they took off the front brake?
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You know how I know you're gay?

Looking at the bike rather than the girl on the bike.
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What bike?
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she can ride with me anyday!
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bonus! at 25+mph, her shirt blows right off!
And her airbrushed face.
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You know how I know you're gay?

Looking at the bike rather than the girl on the bike.
Well then you can answer the question of what year is that bike. And why the **** does it have platforms. And if you can order an orbea orca like that without decals, i'd like to know where and how.

And why were the STI shifter cables erased?
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Horrible photoshopping job on the front brake and cables....logo's are PS out also...

that being said...i would so hit that.
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And why were the STI shifter cables erased?
The decals were removed and the cables erased because from either the art director or photographer's focus on the end product, those were obtrusive to the intention. (Yes, this is shocking to cyclists, but this advert/photo was not intended for cyclists).

Whoever did the photoshopping, though, forgot to photoshop out the hand (in a black glove) holding the bike steady by the handlebars. (Lower picture)
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Originally Posted by prendrefeu
The decals were removed and the cables erased because from either the art director or photographer's focus on the end product, those were obtrusive to the intention. (Yes, this is shocking to cyclists, but this advert/photo was not intended for cyclists).

Whoever did the photoshopping, though, forgot to photoshop out the hand (in a black glove) holding the bike steady by the handlebars. (Lower picture)
What an atrocity.
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damn she's got a rockin bod. go tony parker go...
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1st pic has rear brake cable along the top tube, second pic doesn't.
Continuity error! contnuity error!

half the chain is gone in the top one too. definately and amateur photoshopper, any BF photoshopper could do better than that hack.



she's still hot though.
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Originally Posted by operator
What an atrocity.
I design. This is what I do. This is my job. That's what I look for, by default - this is even BEFORE looking at it like a cyclist.
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Holy crap! Are you guys seeing what I'm seeing??!?!

That shade of pink is GORGEOUS.
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I have never in my life wanted to be a saddle but now....
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I have never in my life wanted to be a saddle but now....
Oddly enough, her ass will never touch that saddle.
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yeah....i'll take being the top tube thanks.
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yeah....i'll take being the top tube thanks.
Top tube, downtube, s'all good.
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