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What bike would you buy if you wanted to commit an act of terror?

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Old 03-06-08, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by munkyv22
That thing is more sad than a clown crying over a dead puppy.

Seriously, if I ever saw someone riding one, I would stop and point/laugh.
How dare you laugh at our US Army. Ingrate.
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Originally Posted by mtnwalker
The US Army actually uses that bike. Its called the Paratrooper Tactical bike.

Good thing it still has the reflector on it! He can run silently but still be seen.

As for the bike, well, I think it'd have to be something vertically compliant yet laterally rigid.
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Originally Posted by mtnwalker
Wow... I didn't know MIG's were that far superior that they can even land on such a crappy airstrip
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Originally Posted by Bike Lover
Good thing it still has the reflector on it! He can run silently but still be seen.

As for the bike, well, I think it'd have to be something vertically compliant yet laterally rigid.
That's not a reflector soldier! That is a high efficency photon radiation rebounding device. It hypnotizes anyone peering at it as it goes around and around and distracts their aim. Pacific Strategic optical supply makes those for our fine military at a cost of $400 apiece. Also made by this fine company is the vertical stiffening rim retainment device protector made out of a highly plasticised substance and located next to the largest rear sprocket.
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Originally Posted by Scummer
Wow... I didn't know MIG's were that far superior that they can even land on such a crappy airstrip
I have seen this bike sold on the Army and Air Force Exchange Service web site, I believe the model name was "paratrooper". I kinda doubt the Army is issuing it, but then again I am not in the Army.

I got to visit some large Army bases in Iraq in the summer of 2006, these were basically old Iraqi Air Force bases. You may have to walk a long way to get from your housing area to a chow hall or the BX or gym. The MiGs I saw were lined up in a junkyard, mostly with graffiti painted all over them. I saw GIs riding bikes around base, and saw Huffy type MTBs for sale in the BXs. The Army sends troops to Iraq for a year. If I was there for a year I'd get a bike too, even a Huffy. It beats walking everywhere.
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Originally Posted by Scummer
Wow... I didn't know MIG's were that far superior that they can even land on such a crappy airstrip
If you thinks thats impressive, you should see what they can do with carbon road bikes.
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Old 03-06-08, 01:23 PM
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you could confuse witnesses bike using this bike for the deed:



plus you could make a speedy getaway.
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You obviously need a jetpack for a quick getaway.
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I'd borrow Botto's bike.
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Originally Posted by cc_rider
I'd borrow Botto's bike.
this one?

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Originally Posted by Scummer
Wow... I didn't know MIG's were that far superior that they can even land on such a crappy airstrip
It is funny you say that because it is true. I had a boss that worked for General Dynamics on the F-16's. He use to tell me Russia built or designed their planes like tanks since they had such poor runways and where often cluttered with trash. Some of their planes had flaps that could open and close over the intake so no to suck in all the trash on the runway.
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Note to posters: The Department of Homeland Security is monitoring this thread.
Someone at the DOJ is monitoring it as well.
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Originally Posted by botto
was it someone from the Iranian Cycling Team?
That site is hilarious !
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I think if I have to go out with the bike, I want some really nice steel bike, probably custom, since I won't have any need for money after the fact. If I can just drop it off, I think I would use my wife's bike, since she doesn't, and turn it in as a theft to my insurance company.
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Something like this...

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A Wally World bike. The exact model wouldn't matter.
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I was going to say... Ross with a kickstand. But no, someone beat me.

Why, volleybrad? I guess nice guys always finish last. I think my massive guads slowed me down.
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NYPD released the surveillance video (click "Next" or "2" to get to the surveillance, it's the 2nd video).

You can easily see he was on a Hummer MTB. Three pixels big, plain as day. What's my prize?
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Originally Posted by botto
was it someone from the Iranian Cycling Team?

some of the iranian cycling team came over to do a 4 day stage race in ireland last year, and they used it as an excuse to get into the country
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Originally Posted by look565
some of the iranian cycling team came over to do a 4 day stage race in ireland last year, and they used it as an excuse to get into the country
did you have a point?
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That's the fold point, it's a folding mountain bike.
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What's the QR in front of the seatpost do? It looks a lot like a Klein Mantra.
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Originally Posted by waterrockets
bet the hummer bike somehow finds a way to waste gas
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