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Old 04-24-08, 06:45 AM
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Kismet's tip of the Day

If you go to Performance to get some work done on your bike, you may be called names, such as *****hole.
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Old 04-24-08, 07:07 AM
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Now these are the kind of tips I like...no math skills required.
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If someone calls you an *******, at least you know they're paying attention.
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Getting called an *****hole by strangers is fine.

It stings a weenie bit when it's from people that really know you and deep down you know they're correct.
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Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
Now these are the kind of tips I like...no math skills required.
Dude,
I did the math...
5 asterix to the hole(*****hole)
For the life of me, I cant figure out what the answer to ***** is.
Oh, well...
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Old 04-24-08, 07:31 AM
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no graphs, perfect
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I'm still trying to figure out what the '*****' part of '*****hole' is. 5 letter word, less than complimentary?

edit - unbelievably and I...
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Since I am an a*****e, this would not bother me.
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Originally Posted by botto View Post
If you go to Performance to get some work done on your bike, you may be called names, such as *****hole.
And apparently by a lot of people, if you mention it on the Internet...
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Originally Posted by unbelievably View Post
Dude,
I did the math...
5 asterix to the hole(*****hole)
For the life of me, I cant figure out what the answer to ***** is.
Oh, well...
you're not alone.
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Old 04-24-08, 08:46 AM
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So, basically, you're saying if we go to Performance to have a bike worked on, and we're called an "*****hole", and once we figure out what could possibly be 5 letters long with the hole suffix, then our ride quality will improve? WOW.
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This tip has already improved my ride quality, and I have never even seen a Performance store.
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I am one, so I quess I would just compliment the wrench on his perceptiveness.
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Can't post now, nearly got my wheels to 189psi... must... push..... harder....

(anyone seen a wsd pump?)

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Originally Posted by botto View Post
If you go to Performance to get some work done on your bike, you may be called names, such as *****hole.
this is really disappointing. i much prefer to be called ****head.
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Old 04-24-08, 10:27 AM
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Arshehole? Bungghole? Buunghole? Sparkhole?

I got nothin'.

Rumpphole?
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