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FixdGearHead 04-29-08 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by damocles1 (Post 6606766)
Please don't put fixie/ss ******baggery in this forum. It has a place...

Same place as roadie ******baggery?

garysol1 04-29-08 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by explody pup (Post 6606700)
No quotes in this thread, but you knew that.

I meant in any thread ever. I don't recall anyone here ever saying "people who don't wear helmets suffer instant death or severe brain damage when they wreck"

explody pup 04-29-08 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garysol1 (Post 6606865)
I meant in any thread ever. I don't recall anyone here ever saying "people who don't wear helmets suffer instant death or severe brain damage when they wreck"

No, I don't think anyone on here has said "people who don't wear helmets suffer instant death or severe brain damage when they wreck". That's hyperbole on my part. But the sentiment is there in every helmet thread that riding without a helmet will eventually get you killed or will at least result in a head injury. The same collective wisdom that tells the SSFGers that CF will spontaneously explode and the recumbent forum that they don't look like brightly colored sea otters, except much less adorable.

EDIT: And please, for the love of god, don't take me seriously. I already know I'm not funny. I'm reminded of that almost every day. But I also wasn't trying to explore a well-reasoned avenue of the benefits or risks of helmetless riding.

garysol1 04-29-08 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by explody pup (Post 6606900)

EDIT: And please, for the love of god, don't take me seriously. I already know I'm not funny. I'm reminded of that almost every day. But I also wasn't trying to explore a well-reasoned avenue of the benefits or risks of helmetless riding.

LoL....Actually I thought you were anti helmet....That was why I was giving you a hard time. My bad...:o

DiabloScott 04-29-08 04:16 PM

http://members.cox.net/drenched/nun_bong.jpg

Second Mouse 04-29-08 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by explody pup (Post 6606900)
No, I don't think anyone on here has said "people who don't wear helmets suffer instant death or severe brain damage when they wreck". That's hyperbole on my part. But the sentiment is there in every helmet thread that riding without a helmet will eventually get you killed or will at least result in a head injury. The same collective wisdom that tells the SSFGers that CF will spontaneously explode and the recumbent forum that they don't look like brightly colored sea otters, except much less adorable.

EDIT: And please, for the love of god, don't take me seriously. I already know I'm not funny. I'm reminded of that almost every day. But I also wasn't trying to explore a well-reasoned avenue of the benefits or risks of helmetless riding.

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

I love watching a standup comic die onstage. Thanks pup.

:beer:

wanders 04-29-08 04:21 PM

http://www.dangerouslogic.com/images...bong-large.jpg

mattm 04-29-08 04:22 PM

a cap would've saved his skin at least

prendrefeu 04-29-08 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by chuongdoan (Post 6606368)
No brakes, no helmets, too cool for school.

Quote:

Originally Posted by chuongdoan (Post 6606510)

His bicycle had brakes. He was simply not wearing a helmet. The wheels on that bicycle look destroyed though!

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Originally Posted by bdcheung (Post 6606500)
That Flickr link provides categorical evidence that the injuries shown were both incurred while in the act of riding a bicycle and wholly avoidable by wearing a helmet. Thank you for not jumping to conclusions.

Correct.

damocles1 04-29-08 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by FixdGearHead (Post 6606843)
Same place as roadie ******baggery?

No...I was being serious...there IS a FG/SS forum for this kind of nonsense.

garysol1 04-29-08 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damocles1 (Post 6607224)
No...I was being serious...there IS a FG/SS forum for this kind of nonsense.

unfortunately the ****er was on a roadbike with brakes and dérailleurs......just no brains.

RichinPeoria 04-29-08 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damocles1 (Post 6606766)
Please don't put fixie/ss ******baggery in this forum. It has a place...

Im not sure what a ******bag is. Can someone post a picture?

Feathers 04-29-08 07:18 PM

that will leave a scar.

BlazingPedals 04-29-08 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Sprocket Man (Post 6606542)
That wouldn't have happened if he had hair. The real culprit is male baldness. We need to find a cure for baldness.

And here I was thinking that he shaved the top to make first-aid easier. And for aerodynamics, of course. I think he missed a few spots around the sides, though.

grolby 04-29-08 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by badfishgood (Post 6606804)
darwin.

Holy crap am I ever sick of Darwin's name coming up in helmet discussions. I think that biologists need to lobby to make it illegal for people to talk about Darwin or "Darwinism," when: a) It is completely irrelevant to the discussion at hand, b) They clearly don't know a frickin' thing about Darwin or natural selection, c) It would be irritating and tasteless, or d) all of the above (as is generally the case in helmet discussions). This one is particularly bad. For crying out loud, the guy has head road rash. I don't think that's going to prevent him from reproducing :rolleyes:.

Reynolds 04-29-08 08:05 PM

No Darwin, then.
What about Hitler?

garysol1 04-29-08 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grolby (Post 6608158)
Holy crap am I ever sick of Darwin's name coming up in helmet discussions.

Actually the resemblance to the guy in the photo and the guy who's name you don't want us to say is uncanny.....

http://www.geo.arizona.edu/Antevs/nats104/darwin.gif

grolby 04-29-08 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Reynolds (Post 6608251)
No Darwin, then.
What about Hitler?

That makes even less sense. If you're trying to make a connection, I'll remind you that the ideas of antisemitism, genocide, and the fact that humans can influence the development of species long predate Darwin, who was the first to recognize that the environment itself influences the development and evolution of species. In no way are Darwin's ideas relevant to the thinking and political conditions that led to the Holocaust.

Of course, now that you've Godwinized a thread about helmets, there's simply no way to avoid the dramatic implosion of this thread into a quantum singularity of stupid, the event horizon of which will stretch to the very bounds of all BF.net and beyond :rolleyes:.

grolby 04-29-08 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garysol1 (Post 6608286)
Actually the resemblance to the guy in the photo and the guy who's name you don't want us to say is uncanny.....

http://www.geo.arizona.edu/Antevs/nats104/darwin.gif

Incorrect. Darwin clearly has more hair.

Reynolds 04-29-08 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grolby (Post 6608303)
That makes even less sense. If you're trying to make a connection, I'll remind you that the ideas of antisemitism, genocide, and the fact that humans can influence the development of species long predate Darwin, who was the first to recognize that the environment itself influences the development and evolution of species. In no way are Darwin's ideas relevant to the thinking and political conditions that led to the Holocaust.

Of course, now that you've Godwinized a thread about helmets, there's simply no way to avoid the dramatic implosion of this thread into a quantum singularity of stupid, the event horizon of which will stretch to the very bounds of all BF.net and beyond :rolleyes:.

Don't take it seriously, it was just an allusion to Godwin's law - maybe it could include Darwin?


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