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Pcad's BF Guide the People and Stuff that RULES

Old 05-18-08, 05:46 PM
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Pcad's BF Guide the People and Stuff that RULES

Mrs. PCad and PCadette RULE.

BF RULES.

botto RULES.

My dog Sam RULES.

Bicycle Racing RULES.

Dura Ace RULES.

Ibis RULES.

Titanium RULES.

Cannondale RULES.

PowerTap RULES.

Macs RULE.

IPods RULE.

The Mets RULE.

The Giants RULE.

The Jets RULE (but they suck).

Omaha Steak BBQ Ribs RULE (that's dinner tonight).

HDTV, DVRs, and Blu-Ray RULE.

Piermont Bicycle Connection RULES.

BD RULES.

eBay RULES.

BF Flame Wars RULE.

I'll think of more later, it's time to eat the ribs.

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Botto rules...sometimes
PRO bicycle racing rules.
Ibis used to rule.
Dura ace is heavy and certainly does not rule.
Powertaps don't rule almost as much as Garmins don't.
Titanium ruled for about 5 minutes.
Pro football sucks.
almost as much as baseball.

now that BBQ steak looks totally ruling...
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Originally Posted by patentcad View Post

Omaha Steak BBQ Ribs RULE (that's dinner tonight).

I'll think of more later, it's time to eat the ribs.

Being from and living in Omaha, I can affirm this. However, it's not quite the treat to us as it is to everyone, everywhere else. Good meat ain't hard to find in Omaha.
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Apple needs to hire pcad for a tv spot already.

FOO rules as well..
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Ibis continues to RULE.



From all reports the best friggin dual boinger you can buy, and certainly the best looking.
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hmmmm....i may concede the ibis. still a hippy bike though.
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.....

The Mets RULE.

......


Sorry, but I'm still holding a grudge from the 1969 season......what can I say, "go cubs"
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Originally Posted by Surferbruce View Post
hmmmm....i may concede the ibis. still a hippy bike though.
Duuudddeeee.....



That's me and my Ibis. Does that look like some hippie to you?
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I noticed you didn't mention your threads, interesting.
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I noticed you didn't mention your threads, interesting.
Pcad's Modesty is exceeded only by his Movie Star Looks.
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Originally Posted by patentcad View Post

Blah RULES

Blah RULES

Blah RULES

Blah RULES

Blah RULES

...... RULES

I'll think of more later, it's time to eat the ribs.
No need, we're good. Really.
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Originally Posted by Indolent58 View Post
No need, we're good. Really.
Pissing off BF Weenies RULES. Here's a device you can use with your television when you don't like what you see:



With your PC, you can use this in a similar fashion:



Let us know if anyone is holding a gun to your idiot head to read any of this and we will alert the authorities.

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Originally Posted by patentcad View Post
Pissing off BF Weenies RULES. Here's a device you can use with your television when you don't like what you see:


Let us know if anyone is holding a gun to your idiot head to read any of this and we will alert the authorities.
Geez - I was only trying to insult you. Isn't that what we're supposed to do? Just trying to help.
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Geez - I was only trying to insult you. Isn't that what we're supposed to do? Just trying to help.
You gotta try harder, I didn't get enough Self Loathing on the Nyack Ride today, I expected to get shelled after yesterday's 110 miles and I did not. It was a bit of a Pcad Cycling Zen Inspirational Moment, which actually becomes a Pcad Cycling Zen Killer.
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a few things that fall on my RULE list
2005 bordeaux
french frames
handmade tires
3x handbuilt box section training wheels
grand fondos
matching stems
blue cheese (not talking about the salad dressing)
handcut rolling tobacco and licorice rizlas (if only i could still justify smoking)
carbon friction paste
dark chocolate
san marco regals
cycling caps
bondhus hex wrenches
golden retrievers
espresso
tacx tao cages
low top converse all stars
pumps (vs. co2)
obama 08
going commando
riding without computers/powermeters/gps
clean bikes...
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Originally Posted by patentcad View Post
Duuudddeeee.....



That's me and my Ibis. Does that look like some hippie to you?
hippy bike = mountain bike
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+1 on cycling caps, Tacx cages, low top cons, golden retrievers and cycling caps.

-1 on the pumps, dark chocolate and blue cheese.

WTF: 'going commando' does sound disturbingly Gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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whats the deal with the baggy legwarmers ?
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Originally Posted by patentcad View Post
-1 on the pumps, dark chocolate and blue cheese.
you'll get there.
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...and underwear blows.
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Wouldn't a Ti road bike made by a MTB company like Ibis be like a BMW 7 Series driven by Cheech & Chong?

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Originally Posted by Surferbruce View Post
whats the deal with the baggy legwarmers ?
I can't help it if I'm too skinny for the legwarmers. I'm still too fat for this stupid sport. What the F do you know about legwarmers surferboy?
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Originally Posted by Surferbruce View Post
Botto rules...sometimes
PRO bicycle racing rules.
Ibis used to rule.
Dura ace is heavy and certainly does not rule.
Powertaps don't rule almost as much as Garmins don't.
Titanium ruled for about 5 minutes.

Pro football sucks.
almost as much as baseball.

now that BBQ steak looks totally ruling...
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Originally Posted by Surferbruce View Post
whats the deal with the baggy legwarmers ?
It's a look. A little behind the fashion curve but still legit.

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