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L'Etape du Tour meets the Ny Times

Old 05-30-08, 01:50 AM
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L'Etape du Tour meets the Ny Times

Originally Posted by NY Times

What Have I Gotten Myself Into?

Not every major sporting event gives spectators a way to measure just how great the gap is between what they can achieve and what professional athletes can achieve under the most testing competitive conditions. Everyone who has ever watched the Masters on television, for instance, knows that the greens at Augusta are treacherous, but since no one has ever pulled a fan out of the gallery and asked him to knock in a putt to win the tournament, who knows how hard that really is?

Fortunately for cycling fans, the organizers of the Tour de France are kind, or cruel, enough to allow anyone with a bike and a masochistic streak to take a shot at riding the whole length of a single, mountain stage during each year’s Tour. This annual event is actually a timed race, called L’Étape du Tour (simply, a “Stage of the Tour”), which sets about 8,000 fans loose on one of the hardest segments of each year’s course, just a few days before the peloton of professional racers arrive to ride the same distance along the same roads. Survivors of L’Étape then wait a few days and compare their times to those of the greatest cyclists in the world, competing for the Yellow Jersey.

For reasons that are still something of a mystery to me, I’m entered in this year’s Étape, which means that I’ve got just over a month to get into the best shape of my life and figure out how to ride the 105 miles of mountain roads that make up stage 10 of this year’s Tour de France, which happens to include two of the toughest climbs in the Pyrenees, to the summit of the Col du Tourmalet and to the ski resort of Hautacam.

I’ve also got to do it all in less than 10 hours, since they stop you if you go too slow. (During L’Étape, the whole race is shadowed by a fleet of buses following along behind, called the “broom wagons” because they sweep up any stragglers who fail to meet the minimum time requirements — spelled out in advance — for reaching various points on the course.)

So The Climb is a blog that will chart my attempt, as a 41-year-old beginner cyclist who has never been in a bike race of any kind — and had never ridden even 50 miles in one day until last Saturday — to find out what it takes for an ordinary, not-particularly-fit mortal to survive a single, grueling, mountain stage of the world’s greatest cycling race.

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I bet he's going to get picked up by the bus in 2hrs.
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Total waste of his time. What a joke. He should stay at home.
 
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Originally Posted by AEO
I bet he's going to get picked up by the bus in 2hrs.
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you guys are harsh!
I say good luck to the man, but then again.

Yes, 2 hours max
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Why doesn't the NYT pay for me to go over there? Friggin sub-Fred journalist moron.
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A few of the guys from work were lucky enough to get places on l'etape. They train hard and in the Pyrenees and often. This guy has a month and is a newb to road cycling?

If the climbs don't kill him, the descents might well. All the best to him regardless.
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I hope he gets eaten by a mountain lion.
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Seriously, he's in for the shock (or embarrassment) of his life if he doesn't have a team to work with him...but who would really work with him?
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He should be more worried about the vultures.

I heard about a local motorcyclist crashing after being attacked by one. Last night I'm riding my Honda and one of these giant buzzards was right above my right shoulder as I'm going 35mph. I sped up to 50mph and dropped him, but it was pretty creepy.
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Did any of you actually read the article? He had been in training for over 10 months before getting sick and having to take the winter off.
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Hey, I'll join his team if they fly me over there and pay my expenses. I'll tow his fat ass right to the top of any friggin Pyrenees peak his journalist heart desires. I'll even wait for him as he pushes his bike up the hill.

Did you read the part where he wonders how the 'steep hill on the northern end of Central Park' compares to the climbs they do in the Tour de France? That's the hill we do @ 20mph in the races on Sundays. The one that Hinault referred to as 'what hill?' when asked about it in the USA 20 years ago (I think he was doing it in the Tour DuPont or something).
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Have you ever done the Etape, or the Marmotte, or the Maratona?
No but I'm sure you can tell us all about it.
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correct.
Somehow I doubt that.
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you seem to be under the mistaken impression that i care.
You certainly care enough to reply.
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When I lived in Atlanta, one of the local TV "journalists" was going to run a marathon for some charity. What really happened was, the TV van dropped him off about mid course then parked the cameras about a mile down. He ran to the van (long enough to work up a sweat) and they filmed him going by. They then picked him up and dropped him about a mile from the finish, and again, filmed him crossing the finish at just over 4 hours.

They will probably do the same thing here.
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Originally Posted by JimmyJars
Did any of you actually read the article? He had been in training for over 10 months before getting sick and having to take the winter off.
Actually, what he wrote was this:

"So it stands to reason that I should now be telling you that I rode like crazy over the last 10 months and am so, so ready to ride this year’s Étape. But of course I barely rode my bike all winter, felled first by a bad case of bronchitis, and then by a badly infected tooth and what might turn out to be an allergy to my cat. The long and the short of it is this: a few weeks ago, looking at the calendar in a near panic, I got back on the bike for the first time in four months to discover that I was way, way out of shape just 12 weeks before this year’s Étape."

Key words "should" and "but of course I barely rode..."

I wish him the best of luck...he'll need it.
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Maybe he can interview Didi Senft!
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Originally Posted by jupiter422
When I lived in Atlanta, one of the local TV "journalists" was going to run a marathon for some charity. What really happened was, the TV van dropped him off about mid course then parked the cameras about a mile down. He ran to the van (long enough to work up a sweat) and they filmed him going by. They then picked him up and dropped him about a mile from the finish, and again, filmed him crossing the finish at just over 4 hours.

They will probably do the same thing here.
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Hey, I'll join his team if they fly me over there and pay my expenses. I'll tow his fat ass right to the top of any friggin Pyrenees peak his journalist heart desires. I'll even wait for him as he pushes his bike up the hill.

Did you read the part where he wonders how the 'steep hill on the northern end of Central Park' compares to the climbs they do in the Tour de France? That's the hill we do @ 20mph in the races on Sundays. The one that Hinault referred to as 'what hill?' when asked about it in the USA 20 years ago (I think he was doing it in the Tour DuPont or something).
Yeah, I when I read that part in the piece, I thought this guy is in for a world of trouble.

That said, I support the effort he's doing and the documenting it all for the world to read.
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Originally Posted by patentcad
I heard about a local motorcyclist crashing after being attacked by one. Last night I'm riding my Honda and one of these giant buzzards was right above my right shoulder as I'm going 35mph. I sped up to 50mph and dropped him, but it was pretty creepy.
What, they don't even wait for ya die anymore?
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