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View Poll Results: What is pcad?
A closet Fred
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An inspiration to all cyclists
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A cycling minotaur (half cyclist, half horse's ass)
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An internet dweeb posing as cyclist
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A posting bot
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Other (please explain)
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Old 08-06-08, 12:23 PM
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What is pcad?

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I should get royalties on these idiotic threads.
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how does PCAD alwasy post the first response to threads about PCAD. he clearly is a faster BF'er then cyclist. i vote bot. later.
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Originally Posted by patentcad
I should get royalties on these idiotic threads.
Royalties? What do you think this is, iTunes? Gear and shwag discounts from BF sponsors wouldn't be enough? Dude thinks he's Vanilla Ice.

Answer to the OP's question: a BF shill.
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Originally Posted by aham23
how does PCAD alwasy post the first response to threads about PCAD. he clearly is a faster BF'er then cyclist. i vote bot. later.
I think you're right. Someone voted that he is "an inspiration to all cyclists." No sentient being (at least not a deranged one) could reach that conclusion. Presumably, a bot that didn't know any better chose that option.
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It is circuit design software
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I think ht efys in the face of convension. Ok yeah I voted insperasion, but ya know he might be like some of us, where the yum command is goin we have nothing better to do but surf bf.
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Where's the option for, "The New Ryanf,"?
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Originally Posted by permanentjaun
Where's the option for, "The New Ryanf,"?
Too much "Self-Loathing" to be Ryanf.


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Originally Posted by Slackerprince
Too much "Self-Loathing" to be Ryanf.


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I was playing more on the fact that there are too many threads focused on Pcad. He seems to be the current forum punching bag.
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Old 08-06-08, 01:11 PM
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Good call. Obese 73 year old unemployed woman, posing as a cyclist.
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It's clear he's "Other". By "Other", I mean that he's a BikeForums agent provocateur.
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Where is the option for "A BD shill hand-puppet that someone has put way too much time and effort into developing"?
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Originally Posted by poll options
An internet dweeb posing as cyclist
so far 5 people think pcad is bananatugger.
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Old 08-06-08, 01:40 PM
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so far 5 people think pcad is bananatugger.
Another 5 and we'll have to merge our posts and threads together to complete the BF fantasy.
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Pcad is the sound of one hand clapping. Pcad abides. Pcad is like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night and the storm in the heart of the sun. He burns at the center of time and can see the turn of the universe.

Pcad sponsors a cycling team. Pcad is entertaining. I want to be like Pcad when I never grow up.


And to quote Pcad: You are so friggin' doomed.
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Old 08-06-08, 01:46 PM
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130 Pcad threads, 66% of them started by Pcad.
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Originally Posted by Cromulent
Pcad is the sound of one hand clapping. Pcad abides. Pcad is like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night and the storm in the heart of the sun. He burns at the center of time and can see the turn of the universe.

Pcad sponsors a cycling team. Pcad is entertaining. I want to be like Pcad when I never grow up.


And to quote Pcad: You are so friggin' doomed.
The yang to our yin, the drang to our sturm, the F to our What The. He completes me.
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Old 08-06-08, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by The Weak Link
The yang to our yin, the drang to our sturm, the F to our What The. He completes me.
You forgot the schaden to our freude. Or is it the other way around? Anyway...
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Originally Posted by Cromulent

And to quote Pcad: You are so friggin' doomed.
Aren't we all?

Anyone who thinks the glass is half full needs an attitude adjustment. Bicycle racing can provide that for you.
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I went with a A cycling minotaur
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Originally Posted by patentcad
I should get royalties on these idiotic threads.
Originally Posted by merlinextraligh
130 Pcad threads, 66% of them started by Pcad.
If those threads were books, pcad would get 5-10% from most publishers (we will ignore contributions by others).

Seeing that the threads are worthless, pcad still isn't entitled to squat since zero times anything still equals zero...
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If those threads were books, pcad would get 5-10% from most publishers
You forget the TV and movie rights. The role of Pcad will be played by Tom Cruise by the way, with Jack Black as Chipcom.
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Old 08-06-08, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by patentcad
You forget the TV and movie rights. The role of Pcad will be played by Tom Cruise by the way, with Jack Black as Chipcom.
We've been through this. Jack Black was interested, but Cruise couldn't play the character. However, Travolta is quite versatile and played a very similar role in hairspray....

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