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Old 01-04-18, 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Hapsmo911
Do my eyes deceive me? Or are there balls hanging from your seat?

I am seriously hoping that something in the background is playing tricks on us. Seriously hoping.
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Old 01-04-18, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by evan326
I'm sure I've got a lot of bad news coming . Here is my steed fresh off 40mi. Looking for suggestions on cleaning up my cables up front. Here you go!

Not Hot!
Nice, bike. Maybe start a thread that says here's my bike; looking for suggestions for cable management. 1 or 2 pics of a well staged bike with no accessories on it would be a better post for "Hot or Not"
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Originally Posted by evan326
Gotta score this one a "NOT" - The nuts hanging on the saddle have to go. 90% of guys and 100% of women will think it's ******y.

Maybe castrate that saddle and reshoot the pic with a cleaner background and try again. The garage door gets made fun of, but it works.
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Old 01-04-18, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Zaskar
Gotta score this one a "NOT" - The nuts hanging on the saddle have to go. 90% of guys and 100% of women will think it's ******y.
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Originally Posted by Zaskar
The nuts hanging on the saddle have to go. 90% of guys and 100% of women will think it's ******y
Excuse my ignorance, but what are those things?
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Originally Posted by Zaskar
Maybe castrate that saddle and reshoot the pic with a cleaner background and try again.
What he needs to do is tidy up that yard.
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Originally Posted by oldnslow2
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+1, and I've never offered an opinion on anything in this thread.

Originally Posted by indyfabz
Excuse my ignorance, but what are those things?
Sometimes, along with being the most obnoxious accessory on any machine just on their own, they can also flash colorful lights.
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Originally Posted by Jadesfire
Sometimes, along with being the most obnoxious accessory on any machine just on their own, they can also flash colorful lights.

They look stupid.


Honestly, between the light, the balls, the stem cap, the messed up cables, the bad photos, the bad background and the general not-hotness of the bike, I think this is a joke posting. I mean, how could anyone in their right mind truly think that bike is hot?
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Originally Posted by indyfabz
They look stupid.


Honestly, between the light, the balls, the stem cap, the messed up cables, the bad photos, the bad background and the general not-hotness of the bike, I think this is a joke posting. I mean, how could anyone in their right mind truly think that bike is hot?
He can think it's hot all he wants, I guess, it's just not in this thread. Like going on a date, you take a shower and brush your hair. You don't wear sweatpants. Put a little effort into it, Mr. Cannondale.
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How she closed out 2017 with the stock aero handlebars. New cockpit planned for the spring:
Deda Supperleggera and black Fizik Performance bar tape.


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I love the black-and-gray Giant TCR (which could well be the kiss of death) but I agree it needs some tape .... how about in gunmetal gray? I have Deda tape in both silver and gray and either would work to my eye.

I don't mind the discs (in fact would love to build another disc bike) and the Dura-Ace crank perfectly matches the paint.
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Needs a red saddle, then it would flow.
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The graphics are a fluoro red, and closest tape i could match this was Specialized Rocket Red Roubaix tape. I knew i wanted to upgrade the handlebars so they would be rewrapped at some point anyways, but was tapped out at the time i installed the groupset and a $200 Romin Evo Pro Team in the matching color is quite the long term commitment...haha. Still not opposed to picking that up...just praying for a deal to pop up.
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The BMC needs less red, not more.

The frame is subtle but beautiful in its own right and garish red parts easily overpower it. Some nice matte black tape will be fine and help the frame to stand out.

Lose the white cages for the same reason. Matte black or grey will be fine.

Get the light off the bar and put it under an out-front mount.

Put the chain on the big front ring and middle sprocket in the rear when you photograph the bike. The derailleur is all folded up with it crosschained small/small. It is Dura Ace for crying out loud - let it show.


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Old 01-04-18, 04:32 PM
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Trying this again (media fail)...

Scott Foil; 6800 mech, SRM, C'dale Hollowgram wheels; requisite garage door pic:

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Originally Posted by TimothyH
The BMC needs less red, not more.

The frame is subtle but beautiful in its own right and garish red parts easily overpower it. Some nice matte black tape will be fine and help the frame to stand out.

Lose the white cages for the same reason. Matte black or grey will be fine.

Get the light off the bar and put it under an out-front mount.

Put the chain on the big front ring and middle sprocket in the rear when you photograph the bike. The derailleur is all folded up with it crosschained small/small. It is Dura Ace for crying out loud - let it show.


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I agree that it needs less red, but disagree about the cages - I think the white looks fine. Not keen on the shape, though.
I'm all for colored tape when it works, but it's not helping here. I like white, and it might look OK here, but black is definitely the safer bet. What might be interesting would be a something like oxblood. I think Brooks made cordovan leather tape, but it's probably hard to come by and you probably want something less vintage-y for this.
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Cordovan?
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Old 01-04-18, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by indyfabz
They look stupid.
That is the idea, it's just to be funny. They also are my emergency light when I'm riding home from work in the dark. It certainly gets people's attention.
Thanks for giving me some direction to work in!
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Originally Posted by TimothyH

Put the chain on the big front ring and middle sprocket in the rear when you photograph the bike. The derailleur is all folded up with it crosschained small/small. It is Dura Ace for crying out loud - let it show.


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This is a great point and should be standard operating procedure for Hot r Not.
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Build finished until winter is over and I can get it on the road. Have at it...

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Originally Posted by toavii
Build finished until winter is over and I can get it on the road. Have at it...

Nice. But I'm not into that color scheme or gummies
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Originally Posted by toavii
Build finished until winter is over and I can get it on the road. Have at it...

It's not all that "not," but that geometry, that color scheme.... Looks very... ummm... special.
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Originally Posted by toavii

HOT.. Not feeling the saddle though. Too modern, clashes with the quill stem, would be A+ with a vintage flite saddle and a little angle on the levers. ALSO, hate the bartape because you can see the unfinished edges, SO many better tape options these days.
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Originally Posted by toavii
Build finished until winter is over and I can get it on the road. Have at it...




Hot. The only thing I would entertain the idea of changing would be to swap out the silver headset bits, and derailleur cable stops with black, but that's it.

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