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if bf were hollywood

Old 08-21-08, 09:56 PM
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if bf were hollywood

who would everyone be?

I already call gilbert godfreid or that dude from the micro machine commercials in the early 90s who talks super fast.


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Leonardo DiCaprio or Brad Pitt
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People tell me I look like Seth Rogan, kinda sad right?
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Originally Posted by TeddyKGB View Post
Leonardo DiCaprio or Brad Pitt
Dude, it's already cast, you're played by John Malkovich
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Originally Posted by photonick View Post
who would everyone be?

I already call gilbert godfreid or that dude from the micro machine commercials in the early 90s who talks super fast.


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BF is not Hollywood, its the public restroom of cycling on the internet.
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I've drawn comparisons with Ron Livingston.

I think it was Pcad who looked like Billy Bob Thornton's evil twin.
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Easy... John Stamos.
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Originally Posted by merlinextraligh View Post
Dude, it's already cast, you're played by John Malkovich
Good call, forgot about that. "IN MY CLUB, I WILL SPLASH ZE POT WHENEVER ZE F*** I VANT"
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Originally Posted by TeddyKGB View Post
Good call, forgot about that. "IN MY CLUB, I WILL SPLASH ZE POT WHENEVER ZE F*** I VANT"
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I wish I could get a .gif of Malkovich splitting an oreo cookie so I could use it as an avatar. That would be awesome.
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I call Britney Spears.
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I want to be...



Oy!
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BF is not Hollywood, its the public restroom of cycling on the internet.
George Michael?
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George Michael?
Larry Craig
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Originally Posted by Iamkar33m View Post
I just spent the last 20minutes reading the synopsis for that movie.

What?
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whos botto, pcad, ryanF, and R600DuraAce...i think that's the real question.
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BF is not Hollywood, its the public restroom of cycling on the internet.
Only if you mix in the inbreeding of the midwest.
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Some wierd combination of:





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Originally Posted by roshea View Post
Ron Jeremy
LOL

Eh, probably just about any B list actor for me.
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I think bicycles would put Ron Jeremy at risk of losing his job... (read: lack of blood-flow to his manbits).
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