The knave?
08-26-08, 07:34 AM
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The knave?
Ok, I'll admit, I'm trolling a bit.
I was forwarded this craigslist post this morning:
https://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mis/813050019.html
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I saw you crash your bike today and it made me giggle. I wanted to come and help you but you seemed embarrassed. I wanted to lick the soda from your beard. I think you are very cute and quite graceful when you fall. Maybe one day I can take a ride on your purple bike into the sunset. Tell me what street you were on so I know it was you.
P.S. Can I call you soda pop?!
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A beard, a fixie (do they have fixed gear recumbents
?) and a purple bike. Seeing as I'm getting so much amusement reading about at least half the stereotypes on this board (I'll assume he was wearing sandals and had a top tube protector even though there's no reason to) I figured this might brighten up somebody else's morning too, or at least provide some fodder for those of you bored at work.
Just for the record, I have no beard or purple bike, and my fixie is taken apart at the moment.
I was forwarded this craigslist post this morning:
https://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mis/813050019.html
"
I saw you crash your bike today and it made me giggle. I wanted to come and help you but you seemed embarrassed. I wanted to lick the soda from your beard. I think you are very cute and quite graceful when you fall. Maybe one day I can take a ride on your purple bike into the sunset. Tell me what street you were on so I know it was you.
P.S. Can I call you soda pop?!
"
A beard, a fixie (do they have fixed gear recumbents
?) and a purple bike. Seeing as I'm getting so much amusement reading about at least half the stereotypes on this board (I'll assume he was wearing sandals and had a top tube protector even though there's no reason to) I figured this might brighten up somebody else's morning too, or at least provide some fodder for those of you bored at work.Just for the record, I have no beard or purple bike, and my fixie is taken apart at the moment.
