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Road Cycling “It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best, since you have to sweat up the hills and coast down them. Thus you remember them as they actually are, while in a motor car only a high hill impresses you, and you have no such accurate remembrance of country you have driven through as you gain by riding a bicycle.” -- Ernest Hemingway

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Old 09-09-08, 09:01 AM
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I thought you said "lance his back"

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Lance to undergo state of the are testicular replacement surgery
this just in

https://sports.espn.go.com/oly/cyclin...ory?id=3576509

check quick, i wouldn't be surprised if lance's people pull this in order to maintain his privacy
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Old 09-09-08, 09:06 AM
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with the group or just solo style?

later.
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Originally Posted by aham23


with the group or just solo style?

later.

Now THAT'S more like it. Finally some real news.

Who knew Christie Brinkley's husband would want to be forgiven. I thought he would man up and bang (I mean date) a whole lot more young chicks before crawling back to her.
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It is more substantial than many of the other Lance posts in here.
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Originally Posted by colorider
Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 09-09-08, 09:12 AM
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Lance, All Lance, All the Time, Lance, Lance, Lance, Lance, Lance
That's what this stupid place is turning into.

Give it a rest.
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Originally Posted by jsharr
It is more substantial than many of the other Lance posts in here.
It's perfect size snack to carry in your jersey. Who can go wrong with Peanut Butter Crackers on a long bike ride?
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Old 09-09-08, 09:13 AM
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You are just jealous it detracts from your self loathing...
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Lance ate my baby.
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Old 09-09-08, 09:15 AM
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Lance stole my bike.
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Originally Posted by colorider
Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 09-09-08, 09:19 AM
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Old 09-09-08, 09:19 AM
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I agree with uncle Pcaddy. ENOUGH WITH LANCE!!!!


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Old 09-09-08, 09:19 AM
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Lance is coming to town.
He is bringing his bag of tricks.



"Watch carefully as I make this urine sample disappear."
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Old 09-09-08, 09:19 AM
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He's stepping in for Tom Brady.
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Old 09-09-08, 09:21 AM
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Just stay away from these and the BBQ pork skins while riding.

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Do you have Lance in your pants?
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Start another Lance thread to complain about the preponderance of Lance threads. That is BF logic.
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What about this Lance is Gay rumor?
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