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Old 09-18-08, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Brandy
Oh good. It's not often that I get to call two different posters an idiot in one thread.
Don't forget my MILF crack...that'll get you to 3.

just doin my job mi...err...ma'am.
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"Oh good. It's not often that I get to call two different posters an idiot in one thread."
He's not being stupid, just cautious. And perhaps with justification.
uhh if i recall she does have HepC.
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Originally Posted by Scorer75
Stupid thread.

You saw the after effects of an accident, have no idea how it actually happened, drew your own conclusions without facts, and followed up by declaring your hatred for a specific group of people.

Well done.

Everyone does this, especially on the internet where EVERYONE is an expert in any given field.
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I had doubts about this thread, but it's beginning to trend towards best ev-ar!
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Originally Posted by mr handy
I had an older lady... still fit the soccer mom stereotype, Pull over one day and ask me if I was OK (I was finishing up fixing a flat) than she asked if I needed to call anyone and she offered to let me use her cell phone... very nice lady.
Doood, you be the blind to the obvious. She wanted you.
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Originally Posted by SKYLAB
He's not being stupid, just cautious. And perhaps with justification.
uhh if i recall she does have HepC.
Which you get from just looking at people? And cautious? Because most random BF posters have the chance of bedding celebrities.
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Originally Posted by mr handy
I had an older lady... still fit the soccer mom stereotype, Pull over one day and ask me if I was OK (I was finishing up fixing a flat) than she asked if I needed to call anyone and she offered to let me use her cell phone... very nice lady.
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Doood, you be the blind to the obvious. She wanted you.
Dude, check his name. He obviously has a preference.
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I've found that dumb drivers tend to be dumb, and attractive women tend to be attractive.
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Originally Posted by chipcom
Don't forget my MILF crack...that'll get you to 3.

just doin my job mi...err...ma'am.
Your MILF cracks are just fine chippy. It's the ignorant comments that have me yelling IDIOT.
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Originally Posted by DrPete
I've found that dumb drivers tend to be dumb, and attractive women tend to be attractive.
That's a quotable quote Dr. Pete. Quite profound.
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Originally Posted by Brandy
That's a quotable quote Dr. Pete. Quite profound.
By the standards set in this thread, it's the next theory of relativity.
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Originally Posted by Brandy
Which you get from just looking at people? And cautious? Because most random BF posters have the chance of bedding celebrities.
Are you insinuating that I couldn't 'have' any celeb I wanted?
OMG MY WALTER MITTY ILLUSIONS HAVE BEEN OBLITERATED!
I guess now the best I can hope for are autographed, semi-nekkid pics of Pcad and his dog.
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Originally Posted by DrPete
I've found that dumb drivers tend to be dumb, and attractive women tend to be attractive.
So riddle me this, what you found that blondes tend to be? Blonde?
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Originally Posted by chipcom
Don't forget my MILF crack...that'll get you to 3.

just doin my job mi...err...ma'am.
Mmmmmmm..........MILF crack.......

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Originally Posted by Brandy
Which you get from just looking at people? And cautious? Because most random BF posters have the chance of bedding celebrities.
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Hey, ya'll remember, this is VR here. I just had Chipcom.
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Originally Posted by jsharr
Hey, ya'll remember, this is VR here. I just had Chipcom.
Was that what that was? I thought it was a skeeter.
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It was, I was behind him.
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Originally Posted by Brandy
Oh good. It's not often that I get to call two different posters an idiot in one thread.
I am honestly surprised that you don't get to call more people idiots. or should i say, i am surprised that you don't as i will bet you that in a large number of threads you have had the opportunity.
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Originally Posted by bakaster
I am honestly surprised that you don't get to call more people idiots. or should i say, i am surprised that you don't as i will bet you that in a large number of threads you have had the opportunity.
She's not the sharpest tool in the drawer...shunning those of us who even volunteer to be idiots and all...
but she's ours and we lubs her.
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Originally Posted by chipcom
She's not the sharpest tool in the drawer...shunning those of us who even volunteer to be idiots and all...
but she's ours and we lubs her.
Well, that and I should point out that calling idiots idiots is against forum guidelines.
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Originally Posted by chipcom
She's not the sharpest tool in the drawer...shunning those of us who even volunteer to be idiots and all...
but she's ours and we lubs her.
I was going to venture that she was more diplomatic about the abundance of idiots....
Although I may be looking at the never ending supply of idiocy from a somewhat cynical point of view.
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Originally Posted by jsharr
Well, that and I should point out that calling idiots idiots is against forum guidelines.
Ban me Jsharr...please. It could be my claim to fame...kind of like the female version of RyanF. Then you would all just have to rely upon George for updates on my whereabouts.
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