All my bikes are fixed.
09-30-08, 11:13 AM
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bones should be attached
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You don't vote for Grand Vizier, you just declare you are it. Much like one just declares they are qualified to be VP.
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09-30-08, 11:20 AM
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I'm fine.
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WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up, will you? Shut up!
09-30-08, 11:32 AM
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When I get my new Cervelo, I will be the Grand Vizier of Cycling. botto will be my Secretary of State. My first acts will be to order the execution of banerjek and exile BT to Canada.
09-30-08, 12:11 PM
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Whereas Biden will have to not say a word to have any hope of not sounding like a complete idiot.
Can't wait for the SNL spoof of that debate.
09-30-08, 12:18 PM
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If Palin becomes your vice-president you might as well stick a fork in the U.S., because it'll be done. What's scary about your benighted country is that that well-worn Mencken quote, which applied to eight years of Bush, doesn't even begin to capture the utterly moronic lunacy currently at work.
And what greatly angers me and millions upon millions of others is that the mess won't be contained within your borders, but will have a worldwide impact.
Oh, right, off-topic and irrelevant. I like bikes. Bikes are good. More people will be riding them soon, whether they want to or not.
And what greatly angers me and millions upon millions of others is that the mess won't be contained within your borders, but will have a worldwide impact.
Oh, right, off-topic and irrelevant. I like bikes. Bikes are good. More people will be riding them soon, whether they want to or not.
09-30-08, 12:20 PM
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Don't be so jealous. When ya'll going to dump Quebec?
09-30-08, 12:22 PM
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We'll trade you Florida for British Columbia!
09-30-08, 12:31 PM
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The scary part about the SNL 'spoofs' of Palin so far is that they're really not too far off the real woman.
09-30-08, 12:32 PM
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09-30-08, 12:37 PM
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Bicycle Repair Man !!!
09-30-08, 12:44 PM
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I'm fine.
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09-30-08, 01:09 PM
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09-30-08, 01:12 PM
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09-30-08, 01:26 PM
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I just took a dump, and to keep it Road Cycling related, I read Road Bike Action magazine in the bathroom. I considered posting a thread about that, but thought better of it. Never let it be said that Pcad doesn't add valuable Road Cycling Information to this Forum.
09-30-08, 01:31 PM
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Poseur.
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09-30-08, 01:36 PM
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