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Those whacky, whacky French

Old 09-30-08, 01:59 PM
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Those whacky, whacky French

Le beat goes on.
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Old 09-30-08, 02:02 PM
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Leblanc is a whiny ****er.

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Le Shill to you pal.
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Le Shill to you pal.
Oh my bad ..... was meaning to say gay
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i want to live in france one day.

paris or cannes, not sure which.
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Oh my bad ..... was meaning to say gay
What's wrong with being Gay? I'm from NY, half the people here are Gay. One of the fastest guys I ever raced against was Gay.

Sadly, I am not one of them. You can't have everything. I'm just a boring Johnny Lunchpail Heterosexual Mets Fan.
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Originally Posted by mattm View Post
i want to live in france one day.

paris or cannes, not sure which.
You like Cannes? I personally hated the place when I was there last summer but maybe it was because we didn't do anything there or maybe because I got really drunk there.
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sigh.
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Howabout a French joke?

Okay.

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
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What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.
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Answer: Dunno. It's never been tried before.
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What's wrong with being Gay? I'm from NY, half the people here are Gay. One of the fastest guys I ever raced against was Gay. Sadly, I am not one of them. You can't have everything. I'm just a boring Johnny Lunchpail Heterosexual Mets Fan.
You shouldn't feel bad about being straight, it's not a choice you know, or at least that's what I've been told.
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i want to live in france one day.
Even that's TOO LONG!!!!!!
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he is such a troll
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Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
Answer: Dunno. It's never been tried before.
Well there was a little set to along the Marne River in 1914........


I can't help being pedantic.


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Originally Posted by tigershark View Post
You like Cannes? I personally hated the place when I was there last summer but maybe it was because we didn't do anything there or maybe because I got really drunk there.
i hear ya - actually i hated most of cannes that i saw (too much opulence); but the cycling looked great, and the beaches were great too.

we actually camped in 'cannes le boca', a smaller place just west of Cannes proper.

and they have funny grocery stores called "casino"!! that and a panini on the mediterranean is enough for me to expatriate, once i find a job over there. oh, and learn french too.
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It's hilarious how I come back from work...and there's patentcad with the update!

Can we sign up for your RSS feed??
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I can understand why LeBlanc would question Armstrong into coming back for yet another victory, but seriously...why make it a public statement? When was the last time a Frenchman took the yellow jersey home, anyway?

Exactly.
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Originally Posted by MrCrassic View Post
Can we sign up for your RSS feed??
actually, yes, pcad does have an RSS feed: https://www.bikeforums.net/external.p...s2&forumids=41
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Yes, but he needs his own channel.

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Indeed, Lance is just off the mark. I mean if I wanted to expand my personal charity and get my message out to more people I would certaintly not pick a 23 day event which is the 3rd most watched sporting event in the world and one in which it is almost guaranteed that I would get 75% of the coverage. What is Lance thinking - he should stick to the 45 mile local group rides that get seen by 1,500 people max, much better use of his time.
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Yes, but he needs his own channel.

"Daily wisdom from the old racer. Remember, you're all too fat for this sport."
Wisdom? I'd say reliable entertainment with the occasional golden nugget of saccharine, inspirational doggerel that really should be accompanied by swelling string music as the camera follows a butterfly fluttering up, up, up into the sun...

Don't get me wrong, all of this is a GOOD thing.
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Pardon me if I'm being ignorant- but don't the French run this race? Don't they write all the rules? Don't they do all the drug testing? If he thinks Lance is doping, and they couldn't catch him when he won over and over and over, what's that say about them?
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These are the people that created and use bidets. No further questions need be asked.
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These are the people that created and use bidets. No further questions need be asked.
We have a bidet in our master bathroom. My wife made me get one when we built the house in 1997. She considers it the pinnacle of Western Civilzation. I told her it was a friggin Poon Tang Wash and proceeded to get myself all soaking wet when I played with the faucets on it.

I haven't touched that crazy porcelain gadget in ten years.
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