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Old 10-22-08, 12:16 PM
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Like Bike Porn? Well now there's a Bike Porn Site...

www.bicyclepornography.com
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I'm not a fan of the bikes currently posted.
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Yes, titling a site bikepornography.com will really draw in cyclists working on company computers.


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Still under construction, apparently. I wonder how long until my work's web filter pics that up?
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i love the ample whitespace on the homepage
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Originally Posted by permanentjaun View Post
i'm not a fan of the bikes currently posted.
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yes, titling a site bikepornography.com will really draw in cyclists working on company computers.
+2
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Originally Posted by permanentjaun View Post
I'm not a fan of the bikes currently posted.
Then submit yours. At least someone is doing something to promote the love of bikes.
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bikepr0n.com would have been better...gets around porn filters....not that I know anything about that.
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Bike Porn?

or

Real Porn?

I'd say that one is a no-brainer.
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I'm responsible for that irresponsible site. Please submit your bikes... the first 4 were just examples. I need more from you. And if the title get you in trouble at work... I'll create an alternate and link them. Thanks for your input and ideas. It'll be cool mindless fun.
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Then submit yours. At least someone is doing something to promote the love of bikes.
I never implied my bike was better. I would just expect a website about bike porn would include bikes worthy of extremely high caliber rather than wasting time looking at ordinary bikes. I'm not impressed with the postings thus far. That is all.
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Originally Posted by permanentjaun View Post
I never implied my bike was better. I would just expect a website about bike porn would include bikes worthy of extremely high caliber rather than wasting time looking at ordinary bikes. I'm not impressed with the postings thus far. That is all.
I don't know... that Parlee is pretty sweet. Hang in there... as they come in... maybe you'll find a couple you like. Just added a nice Serotta Dova... maybe that's more your speed? Thanks man... I appreciate any input.
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I think its more about the style of photos than the type of bikes posted. You can make any bike look sexy with the right camera angles and lighting, ya know?
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I don't think I'll be visiting that site at while at work.
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I see Cuda's bike on there already!

But I thought this was the same basic idea, with more of a myspace theme to it.
www.velospace.org
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Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
I think its more about the style of photos than the type of bikes posted. You can make any bike look sexy with the right camera angles and lighting, ya know?
+1 - I can't disagree with that.
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I thought it would be different, silly me....
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I have ridden with that Serrotta.
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Hahah mine's up there already... http://www.bicyclepornography.com/bi...graphy_003.htm
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Thanks Lung for getting the word out. That was fast. Thanks again. And please submit that GURU!
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If you ever branch out into video I have what I would consider a german hardcore fetish video of my bike -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYqIjUhl490

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I'm responsible for that irresponsible site. Please submit your bikes... the first 4 were just examples. I need more from you. And if the title get you in trouble at work... I'll create an alternate and link them. Thanks for your input and ideas. It'll be cool mindless fun.
You can add mine, it's even got dirty (naughty) white bar tape. I think the weight is around 23 pounds with the fenders.

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You can add mine, it's even got dirty (naughty) white bar tape. I think the weight is around 23 pounds with the fenders.

a bigger pic would be great. Just submit at the site.
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