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Old 01-12-09, 04:03 PM
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My balls are cold...

Ok so here in So-Cal when we're not having black tar heroine orgys and contracting the clap from the Olson twins we ride bicycles. In winter it sometimes gets chilly, so I decided to get some insulated bib-tights for my 5-6 AM week day rides where it dips to 32...or at least did for awhile.

Anyway these bibs haven't fit me right since I got them, too short in the shoulders and my wang falls asleep. Ok so bad move on my part I'm selling them, oh well. It's warmed up a bit here now it's in the mid 40's in the AM when I go out. I've decided to just go out in my regular shorts with leg warmers but I figure I'm going to get pretty chilly in the 'goods & prizes' section of my body...do any of you guys have a cheap way of keeping warm in regular bib shorts above the leg warmers and below the winter jacket?

I know Capoforma has some sweet roubaix lined bib shorts but I don't really want to throw more money into shorts and they're hard as hell to find, esp in so-cal.

Any advice is needed.
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or a plastic bag in front to block the wind.
A sock works too...
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Old 01-12-09, 04:16 PM
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I was wondering if they made like thin liner shorts or something, I mean next year I'll probably buy some bib-shorts with roubaix lining because i think thats more versatile than bib tights but money is tight and I'd rather not spend a $139 at the end of winter.
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here's your answer
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Haven't tried it myself, but if you have a a thin head cover you could try it. Something like this.

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Harden up buttercup...

32-40 degrees isn't really that cold...
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Originally Posted by damocles1 View Post
Harden up buttercup...

32-40 degrees isn't really that cold...
That's great maybe your sac has lost it's sensitivity but mine still likes a warm cuddle and a walk by the beach, 32 is cold enough for me tough ass.
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Originally Posted by fauxto nick View Post
Ok so here in So-Cal when we're not having black tar heroine orgys and contracting the clap from the Olson twins we ride bicycles. In winter it sometimes gets chilly, so I decided to get some insulated bib-tights for my 5-6 AM week day rides where it dips to 32...or at least did for awhile.

Anyway these bibs haven't fit me right since I got them, too short in the shoulders and my wang falls asleep. Ok so bad move on my part I'm selling them, oh well. It's warmed up a bit here now it's in the mid 40's in the AM when I go out. I've decided to just go out in my regular shorts with leg warmers but I figure I'm going to get pretty chilly in the 'goods & prizes' section of my body...do any of you guys have a cheap way of keeping warm in regular bib shorts above the leg warmers and below the winter jacket?

I know Capoforma has some sweet roubaix lined bib shorts but I don't really want to throw more money into shorts and they're hard as hell to find, esp in so-cal.

Any advice is needed.
Cold?
It's going to be 4 degrees (F) here on Thursday.
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Originally Posted by fauxto nick View Post
That's great maybe your sac has lost it's sensitivity but mine still likes a warm cuddle and a walk by the beach, 32 is cold enough for me tough ass.
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Originally Posted by fauxto nick View Post
Ok so here in So-Cal when we're not having black tar heroine orgys and contracting the clap from the Olson twins...
Your mildly humorous references to popular culture are very 1990's.
Curious - how long have you lived in So-Cal and where are you originally from?
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Originally Posted by mackerel View Post
Your mildly humorous references to popular culture are very 1990's.
Curious - how long have you lived in So-Cal and where are you originally from?
Hermosa Beach/Redondo Beach/Manhattan Beach, I was born here in 84'.
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1) buy bandana
2) fold in triangle shape
3) stuff in shorts (tip of triangle facing down)
4) enjoy the warmth (but watch out for crinkles/edges that can agitate your skin)

that's patent-pending btw.
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Originally Posted by fauxto nick View Post
Hermosa Beach/Redondo Beach/Manhattan Beach, I was born here in 84'.
Born in 1984, eh? Your balls haven't finished growing yet. Wait till they drop, and then get back to us.



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Born in 1984, eh? Your balls haven't finished growing yet. Wait till they drop, and then get back to us.



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I ride with just regular bibs and leg warmers all winter long. I don't have any problems with the jewels getting cold. Why don't you try and see if it's really an issue for you?

If it is, you can always go with unpadded tights worn over the bibs. That'll give you an extra layer.
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Hermosa Beach/Redondo Beach/Manhattan Beach, I was born here in 84'.
I see.
You have the same sense of humor as my dad, and he's 73 years old.
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