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patentcad 03-04-09 04:32 PM

Fredioactive
 
FREDIOACTIVE

That's my new Fred term du jour. That's what happens when a company takes a perfectly good race bike, like the Cannondale Six13, and they dumb it down for the Freds. You know, world class race bike, let's make it more Fred-friendly so the Freds can reach the friggin handlebars. Cervelo did it with the R3 when they made the RS. It renders those models untouchable for any self respecting (or Self Loathing) Road Nazi.

Discuss.

Cue 03-04-09 04:33 PM

Christ you are lame.

patentcad 03-04-09 04:33 PM


Originally Posted by Cue (Post 8468818)
Christ you are lame.

Who can argue with this?

patentcad 03-04-09 04:38 PM


Originally Posted by king kong (Post 8468854)
i can't use a Shift key.

Fixed.

heckler 03-04-09 04:39 PM

I thought brandy had an RS. Are you calling her fredioactive?

patentcad 03-04-09 04:42 PM


Originally Posted by heckler (Post 8468870)
I thought brandy had an RS. Are you calling her fredioactive?

Just her bicycle. If she doesn't like that, she knows where to find me. I am wiling to pay for any perceived slight. Spanking sounds good.

patentcad 03-04-09 04:43 PM

If this thread doesn't go 4 pages, I'll eat my Sidis.

YOJiMBO20 03-04-09 04:46 PM

So any bike with compact geometry is fredioactive?

ILUVUK 03-04-09 04:47 PM


Originally Posted by heckler (Post 8468870)
I thought brandy had an RS. Are you calling her fredioactive?

I thought she had an R3? i could have missed something..wouldn't be the first time.

ILUVUK 03-04-09 04:48 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 8468897)
If this thread doesn't go 4 pages, I'll eat my Sidis.

i'm trying to assist.

BHBiker 03-04-09 04:49 PM

Brandy has a white R3.

Cue 03-04-09 04:51 PM

Oh jeez you friggin' mops, why do you give a **** what Brandy has? I don't.

patentcad 03-04-09 04:51 PM


Originally Posted by BHBiker (Post 8468935)
Brandy has a white R3.

Does that mean a spanking is out of the question?

Flatballer 03-04-09 04:52 PM


Originally Posted by Cue (Post 8468943)
Oh jeez you friggin' mops, why do you give a **** what Brandy has? I don't.

Somebody wishes they had a Cervelo.

patentcad 03-04-09 04:53 PM


Originally Posted by YOJiMBO20 (Post 8468918)
So any bike with compact geometry is fredioactive?

I don't know about all that, but compacts and triples are. I don't care what bizarro oddball 'so and so in the UCI rides one' dude you pull out to support those things. Fredioactive.

iamtim 03-04-09 04:53 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 8468897)
If this thread doesn't go 4 pages, I'll eat my Sidis.

Everyone, stop posting to this thread!

Cue 03-04-09 04:53 PM


Originally Posted by Flatballer (Post 8468954)
Somebody wishes they had a Cervelo.

Quiet you. This isn't jealousy speaking son.

patentcad 03-04-09 04:53 PM


Originally Posted by Cue (Post 8468943)
Oh jeez you friggin' mops, why do you give a **** what Brandy has? I don't.

To see Brandy's photos is to fall for Brandy :love:

patentcad 03-04-09 04:54 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 8468968)
To see Brandy's photos is to fall for Brandy :love:

By the way that is the first time I've EVER used a Smilie in 27,000 posts. Behold the Power of Brandy.

BHBiker 03-04-09 04:55 PM

May I humbly add the Cannondale Synapse....longer head tube to appease the Freddymacs

spry 03-04-09 04:55 PM

Jumping Jehovah's,s,
Not another "spanker" thread?

BHBiker 03-04-09 04:55 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 8468946)
Does that mean a spanking is out of the question?



Only if Vireo posts here:lol:

patentcad 03-04-09 04:56 PM

The Synapse is currently under review by the PFRC (Pcad Fred Regulation Commission); we will issue our findings in due course.

Cue 03-04-09 04:56 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 8468968)
To see Brandy's photos is to fall for Brandy :love:

Still don't give a **** what she has. Did your wife not please you enough?

BHBiker 03-04-09 04:57 PM

And Lennard Zinn's books...the Fred handbook...o bloody hell I just angered the Zinn loyalists....


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