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Any Porsche-driving diabetic vegans with ruptured scrotums not afraid to admit it?

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Old 04-01-09, 04:17 PM
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Any Porsche-driving diabetic vegans with ruptured scrotums not afraid to admit it?

Sorry. Couldn't pass it up.
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I ruptured my scrotum on my Porsche passing out from a diabetic low from eating vegans.
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I ruptured my scrotum while stealing a Porsche from a diabetic vegan.
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I saw one on the bike path !!!!!
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I'm not afraid to admit it.

By the way, did you stop beating your wife?
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I'm a vegetarian and I don't have a ruptured scrotum...
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My grandma is one.
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MB>>Porsche
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Dr - couldn't you have picked a less populated subgroup? It's a well known fact that everyone on BF is a Porsche-driving diabetic vegan with a ruptured scrotum. The question is, do they need bike racks?
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that's hilarious.
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Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine
that's hilarious.
^^^ if you had a clue .....

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Now boys...

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IS that Pcad?
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it never ends does it...
anybody, anyone?
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yeah DC when I get there you and I are going for a ride (in my MB) and some dinner..burp
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Originally Posted by KiddSisko
Dr - couldn't you have picked a less populated subgroup? It's a well known fact that everyone on BF is a Porsche-driving diabetic vegan with a ruptured scrotum. The question is, do they need bike racks?
I wanted to be as inclusive as possible.
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What the hell did I miss?
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Originally Posted by ggg300


My grandma is one.
Is it just me or does grandma look like Chipcom?
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MB = heavy pig cars... But appropriately equipped with train engines accordingly
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Originally Posted by permanentjaun
What the hell did I miss?
I have no idea.
Is this forum always like this?
If so that is great!
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Originally Posted by uspspro
MB = heavy pig cars... But appropriately equipped with train engines accordingly
I prefer to think of them as stiff, safe and fast...
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Originally Posted by RichinPeoria
^^^ if you had a clue .....
I do, that's why I own the Porsche I do...
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Old 04-01-09, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine
I do, that's why I own the Porsche I do...
doubt you have 20+ years in automotive engineering.....imho stfu
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