mount it to your stem, heh
http://www.bikeforums.net/attachment...3&d=1232032366

One of my bikes has a triangular top tube that doesn't lend itself to mounting a Road Morph. On that bike I've got it on the bottom side of my down tube, with the Topeak mount secured with zip ties at one end, and just because I hate rattling noises(not to mention falling pumps) I've got one of the aftermarket rubber block/Velcro strap mounts at the other. Since I'm 6'2" 235# I have the luxury of not worrying about the few extra grams the second mount adds.

I have this very clip which is made for one of their shorter pumps but works fine for the Road Morph though I've had to experiment with how the pump is rotated to keep it from rattling /run-on sentence

You can order this Blackburn bottle cage mount...it fits the road morph perfectly and allows you to keep the water bottle cage. Works best for me on the down tube.

http://www.chainreactioncycles.com/M...?ModelID=16930
http://www.chainreactioncycles.com/I...Full/16930.jpg

You can barely see the road morph on the other side of my La Raza here
It does not get in the way of my wide size 13 hoofs, nor does it interfere with getting my bottle in/out.

http://www.chipcom.net/bikes/laraza.jpg