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Old 06-20-09, 10:48 PM
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She'd be faster if she unlocked it.
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Originally Posted by classic1
Being a leg man I'd also like to see some calves.
https://bp1.blogger.com/_B8J-Lj9xRco/...h/IMG_0798.JPG


Originally Posted by Lazyrider
I am not into fake boobs which Liz appears to have...
Maxim has lots of evidence.
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Originally Posted by KiddSisko



I love the Lizzerface! That toothy smile of hers is awesome!

Look Vireo, I don't think many here are clear about what your saying about LH and Ms B. Tell you what, just for comparison's sake, take a pic of Brandy posing exactly like the above pic of Liz, then post it here and that should help clarify your point.
Ms Brandy doesn't sit around like that

Here's the new addition to the family, Ollie, a sweet Lab mix, but he's keeping Ms Brandy out of cycling gear lately

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Originally Posted by Vireo
Ms Brandy doesn't sit around like that

Here's the new addition to the family, Ollie, a sweet Lab mix, but he's keeping Ms Brandy out of cycling gear lately

You 're obviously very proud of your old lady and rightfully so. But this favorite picture of mine of Liz is proof that you are insane.
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Originally Posted by Lazyrider
You 're obviously very proud of your old lady and rightfully so. But this favorite picture of mine of Liz is proof that you are insane.
Sorry lazyrider I just don't see it that way. Maybe it's because blondes do nothing for me. But feel free to carry on with your fantasy don't let me stop you. My opinion and $1.85 will get you a drip coffee at Starbucks.
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road cyclers can never say they are any less ridiculous than those crazy single speeders after ive seen all this bollocks! haha
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https://www.assos.com/#/collections/a...nginteractive/

https://www.assos.com/#/collections/a.../h-fi.lady_s5/

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Originally Posted by Scorer75
U can lock this thread now, and I don't care if it's not technically a jersey.

This is the clear winner
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Originally Posted by Nickshu
Looks like a dental class2 division2 malocclusion.....maybe a skeletal class 2, but I haven't seen a good profile shot of her.
A little orthodontics, flare/intrude the upper incisors and flare the lowers....would look much better. If skeletal component would need a mandibular advancement to achieve optimal occlusion. Finish it off with a little enameloplasty to blunt those pointy canine tips.
Regardless....guy who said she was "not that hot"....bet you're single?? Standards a bit high, eh?
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C'mon . . . those can be sanded down.
Isn't that what Nickshu just said?
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Originally Posted by Lazyrider
LOL,
Now I realize there are differences in what people find attractive, but to say that Liz Hatch is a "butterface" is kind of ridiculous. She's no Angelina Jolie or is she not up to your "standards". Please.
I think Liz is much prettier than Angelina. I don't go for the fake face. When I look at Angelina, I think, "in 15 years she will look like Janice Dickenson".
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Originally Posted by KiddSisko
You clearly have no ability to determine fake vs. real.

Fake:


Real:
Wrong. Liz's are fake too.
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Originally Posted by kwrides
Wrong. Liz's are fake too.
and you know this how?
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Originally Posted by botto
and you know this how?
Well, there was this one night in Colorado...

Seriously though
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Originally Posted by v70cat
This is the clear winner

This is a bike thread, and she looks like a real biker.
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Originally Posted by kwrides
Well, there was this one night in Colorado...

Seriously though
looks like nature, and gravity, to me.
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Originally Posted by kwrides
Well, there was this one night in Colorado...

Seriously though
LOL,
I guess these guys haven't been with enough ladies to know how to spot the real or fake ones. I thought I spotted something familiar. But Liz is still bangin.
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[QUOTE=fordmanvt;9138869]https://bp1.blogger.com/_B8J-Lj9xRco/...h/IMG_0798.JPG




We have a winner! Best photo I've viddied all week!
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Originally Posted by Vireo
Sorry lazyrider I just don't see it that way. Maybe it's because blondes do nothing for me. But feel free to carry on with your fantasy don't let me stop you. My opinion and $1.85 will get you a drip coffee at Starbucks.
O.K., I get it. Your standards are so high or you are just so grateful for landing your wife that you cannot seem to grasp what us mere mortals find attractive. LOL, seriously though, if you have a penis, then there is some common ground on what she Liz looks like. But then again, maybe you are right because there may be a random maniac or two that would say your wife is a butterface. In the case of Liz though, how do you feel to be that maniac? LOL

If you were in a room of 100 guys and that close up shot of Liz's face was passed around, I bet you would be the ONLY guy to call her a "BUTTERFACE". Kind of ridiculous if you ask me. To say she isn't your type and to be a "butterface" are two totally different things.

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I vote "fake".

But I've been wrong before . . . . lemme see, was that '05 0r '06?
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REAL

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[QUOTE=botto;9125246][/QUOTE

I'm not the only one that thinks that there is something wrong with you...
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I'm not the only one that thinks that there is something wrong with you...:tw itchy:
i'm not the only one who knows that you're incapable of writing an intelligent post.
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Originally Posted by GP
She'd be faster if she unlocked it.
Maybe that's a ghetto stationary trainer.

Three of these make a set of rollers.
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