Don't stop for water at a prison....
06-27-09, 12:30 PM
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Don't stop for water at a prison....
So I tried a new road ner my house. I get out 20 miles or so which is all incline. I had dropped a bottle 8 miles in that emptied out, and it was a pretty hot today.
So i see what looks like a Firestation or Park ranger station and I pull in. I'm reading the signs which say, Prison Property, all visitors will be searched, etc. I'm looking around and there is no one in site. So I pull up to the firetruck and theres a hose spiget next to it. I look to the left and there is a large guy in an orange jumpsuit just walkin around. Then two guards/sherriffs come over with hands on guns... They ask for ID and what the heck im doing on the prison grounds... I say hey I lost a bottle and need water since there's no where else to stop that I can find.
They let me get water and said not to stop there again.
Anyway, kind of crazy, never had that happen before and I also didnt know there was a prison that close to my house.
So i see what looks like a Firestation or Park ranger station and I pull in. I'm reading the signs which say, Prison Property, all visitors will be searched, etc. I'm looking around and there is no one in site. So I pull up to the firetruck and theres a hose spiget next to it. I look to the left and there is a large guy in an orange jumpsuit just walkin around. Then two guards/sherriffs come over with hands on guns... They ask for ID and what the heck im doing on the prison grounds... I say hey I lost a bottle and need water since there's no where else to stop that I can find.
They let me get water and said not to stop there again.
Anyway, kind of crazy, never had that happen before and I also didnt know there was a prison that close to my house.
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So I tried a new road ner my house. I get out 20 miles or so which is all incline. I had dropped a bottle 8 miles in that emptied out, and it was a pretty hot today.
So i see what looks like a Firestation or Park ranger station and I pull in. I'm reading the signs which say, Prison Property, all visitors will be searched, etc. I'm looking around and there is no one in site. So I pull up to the firetruck and theres a hose spiget next to it. I look to the left and there is a large guy in an orange jumpsuit just walkin around. Then two guards/sherriffs come over with hands on guns... They ask for ID and what the heck im doing on the prison grounds... I say hey I lost a bottle and need water since there's no where else to stop that I can find.
They let me get water and said not to stop there again.
Anyway, kind of crazy, never had that happen before and I also didnt know there was a prison that close to my house.
So i see what looks like a Firestation or Park ranger station and I pull in. I'm reading the signs which say, Prison Property, all visitors will be searched, etc. I'm looking around and there is no one in site. So I pull up to the firetruck and theres a hose spiget next to it. I look to the left and there is a large guy in an orange jumpsuit just walkin around. Then two guards/sherriffs come over with hands on guns... They ask for ID and what the heck im doing on the prison grounds... I say hey I lost a bottle and need water since there's no where else to stop that I can find.
They let me get water and said not to stop there again.
Anyway, kind of crazy, never had that happen before and I also didnt know there was a prison that close to my house.
Funny thing is, the Malibu Country Club is just down the road. Don't get your directions mixed up if you decide you'd like to play a round of golf!
