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So I found this free bike on Craigslist, but there's a catch...

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Old 07-28-09, 05:58 PM
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So I found this free bike on Craigslist, but there's a catch...

The guy wants me to show up shirtless

https://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/bik/1294094312.html
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Nothing creepy

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So, you going to go?

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I was kind of hopeful at first, as it wasn't completely obvious whether it was a guy or girl.

But, sure enough, he's a "road bike guy."

I can see this as the beginning of some kind of horrifying news story that shocks the cycling world.
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It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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It would be a bit of a drive for me, otherwise... Hell yeah! I'd do it for the bragging rights (?)

"Yeah, I got this bike by stripping down for some creeper in Dallas."

How badass would that be?
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Ok, wow... Check this out. I went to email the guy, and this is the anonymous email CL gave me:

sale-3gayt-1294094312@craigslist.org

Coincidence?
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flagged for BOC
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Originally Posted by ThisJauntyGent
It would be a bit of a drive for me, otherwise... Hell yeah! I'd do it for the bragging rights (?)

"Yeah, I got this bike by stripping down for some creeper in Dallas."

How badass would that be?
If your definition of "badass" is letting some gay perv stare at you while you clean out his garage for a used early 90's mountain bike--then yes, it is indeed badass.

Make sure to wear a pair of biking shorts too. Maybe he'll give you an old Craftsman weedwacker while you're there.
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Originally Posted by ThisJauntyGent
How badass would that be?
On my scale: 0.
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Reminds me of a voicemail I once received from a female friend of my now wife. "Hi there, stud, I need a shelf put up in the bedroom. Don't forget your tight white t-shirt and tool belt."

Frank, Fred, there both, oh so close on speed dial. And, we know who Frank is.

Anyhow, sounds like you found a nice perv who wants to clear some stuff out. Just, don't except any drinks from him, or anything else for that matter, or go into the house, or,............

Well, grab the bike and run.
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The degree of badassness is inversely proportional to the amount of bare ass shown.
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Yup, that's Dallas for ya'll.
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Is that a downtube shifter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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Originally Posted by navyasw02
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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Originally Posted by ok_commuter
flagged for BOC
Newbie question: What is BOC?
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****, if it's a bike that can be sold for a decent amount of money, I'd be all over it. I'd take off my shirt for money, so why not for a bike that will become money?
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Newbie question: What is BOC?
"Best of Craigslist"
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****, if it's a bike that can be sold for a decent amount of money, I'd be all over it. I'd take off my shirt for money, so why not for a bike that will become money?
Is this to say a bike is not more important than money!?

How about, I'd take my shirt off for a bike, so why not for money?
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I'd do it.
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Originally Posted by navyasw02
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
I find it creepy that this is the 2nd time TODAY that I have stumbled on this quote on a forum.

Didn't see ad, but sounds even more creepy.
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BTW, I live in Dallas and ya'll can come over and clean my garage naked if you want, but you do not get my bikes. I will give you a beer though. Two beers if you get dressed first.
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It could be a hot chick, you never know. It never said it was a dude giving away the bike.
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CL is removing the ad. Do you have a screenshot of the original ad?
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