Why do Cervelos suck?
07-31-09, 09:55 PM
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Why do Cervelos suck?
I was riding behind a Cervelo the other night and it was wobbling like a noodle might shimmy just prior to al dente. What's up with that?
07-31-09, 09:57 PM
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it's not about the bike
07-31-09, 09:58 PM
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07-31-09, 10:08 PM
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Because you don't have one.
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Cervelo rider was drunk?
07-31-09, 10:26 PM
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Weird, that guy rides in Charlotte too. He's about 5' 8", maybe 220, and rides a silver/red Cervelo S model.
Each pedal stroke moves him about 3 feet laterally. It's hilarious to watch.
Each pedal stroke moves him about 3 feet laterally. It's hilarious to watch.
07-31-09, 10:31 PM
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Cuz they're Canadian?
https://www.metacafe.com/watch/428397..._blame_canada/
Really sounds like the wrong tool for the job.
https://www.metacafe.com/watch/428397..._blame_canada/
Really sounds like the wrong tool for the job.
07-31-09, 10:33 PM
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I predict much greatness for this thread.
07-31-09, 10:34 PM
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Cuz they're Canadian?
https://www.metacafe.com/watch/428397..._blame_canada/
Really sounds like the wrong tool for the job.
https://www.metacafe.com/watch/428397..._blame_canada/
Really sounds like the wrong tool for the job.
07-31-09, 10:41 PM
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He's either on the crapper or looking for his glasses.
07-31-09, 11:04 PM
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Well, there was a link to a video... maybe the picture will suffice.
07-31-09, 11:05 PM
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Yo momma stole it and she was too heavy for it.
It was warping spacetime as it was making the jump to hyperspace.
You blew your wad trying to keep up with it, and everything around you started to wobble
07-31-09, 11:33 PM
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is this the guy you're talking about? 
08-01-09, 12:09 AM
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OOOOOk so in my experience the Cervelo's are more stable, what could you possibly be coming from that would do that******************************??
08-01-09, 12:15 AM
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Timmy, I thought you were banned?
08-01-09, 12:32 AM
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