Road Cycling “It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best, since you have to sweat up the hills and coast down them. Thus you remember them as they actually are, while in a motor car only a high hill impresses you, and you have no such accurate remembrance of country you have driven through as you gain by riding a bicycle.” -- Ernest Hemingway

I suck so bad...

Old 08-04-09, 06:46 PM
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I suck so bad...

As a spin-off to the "Do I just suck?" thread...


I suck so bad, I use a sun-dial to measure my lap times.
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Old 08-04-09, 06:59 PM
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I suck so bad, people can draft in front of me.
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I suck so bad I bonk when coasting downhill
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I suck so bad, an "interval" is a ride once a week.
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I suck so bad, I draft off of joggers.
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I suck so bad, my centuries are 8 feet and 4 inches long.

That means metric centuries are 1 metre.
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I suck so bad, my bike ran away from home and threw itself off a cliff.

Somebody stop me if they get too lame. On second thought, I'm not going to stop.
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I suck so bad, I can only draft glaciers.
I suck so bad, I have to put a chalk mark on the pavement to see if I've moved.
I suck so bad, a century is how long it takes me, not how far I went.
I suck so bad, squirrels don't just run through my spokes, they stop for a picnic halfway through.
I suck so bad, my wife says "Oh, you're back!" and I say "I haven't left yet!"
I suck so bad, I have to use pigeon repellant, or they'll think I'm a statue.
I suck so bad, Lance Armstrong has asked the rednecks not to holler "Go Lance!" at me.
I suck so bad, when I ask for directions, people ask "Which way were you going?"
I suck so bad, I need to mow the grass everytime I ride back home.
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