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How to Ride Like Andy without Looking Like Andy?

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Old 09-11-09, 03:27 AM
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How to Ride Like Andy without Looking Like Andy?

How to be the ultimate climber without looking the part. Can it be done...?

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It's no wonder those guys lost to Contador...look how skinny his arms are.

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Is that the fatter Schleck?
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when your wrestling a 14.9 pound bike those arms really hold you back
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It's just about power to weight. If you weigh a log then you just need to put out an ungodly amount of power. Pretty simple, really
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Damn your real judgmental. Don't hate on skinny people.
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He will probably live to be 105yo.
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jealous endomorphs
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Well, you could be Alberto Contador. Then you wouldn't look like Andy.
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Thanks for another racist hate filled post.
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Thanks for another racist hate filled post.
what was racist about the OP?
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lol at "too much spacing"
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Originally Posted by DenisMenchov
How to be the ultimate climber without looking the part. Can it be done...?
Yes, raise your FTP to about 600 watts.
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I'm dialing it up to 500.
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Sounds like a fat guys summary of a better cyclist.
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I laughed coffee through my nose...
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Since when is "skinny" a race? If people can't correctly identify what a race is they have no f-ing business calling anyone a racist.

Racist.
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Originally Posted by fauxto nick
Sounds like a fat guys summary of a better cyclist.
WTF are you wearing and doing in your avatar? Clearly climbing is not the only way you get high...
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lol at "too much spacing"
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WTF are you wearing and doing in your avatar? Clearly climbing is not the only way you get high...

Wearing a hat.... drinking a cheap domestic beer?

Get high? Have you never seen a bong or something?
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Originally Posted by DenisMenchov
How to be the ultimate climber without looking the part. Can it be done...?

yep. just go total opposite.

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Originally Posted by fauxto nick
Sounds like a fat guys summary of a better cyclist.
BTW, I really liked your blog entry about MBGP. Congrats.
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Originally Posted by ok_commuter
BTW, I really liked your blog entry about MBGP. Congrats.
Thanks for reading, I've been meaning to write another blog summing up the whole season.
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