A Mod-ish Proposal
 

Can't we all just get along?

I was hoping for a parody thread with greater development.

mod-ish?

http://londown.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/mod70.jpg

^^^ Needs a lot more mirrors and lights.

Grumpy: I agree, but what can I say? This is a parody of a parody thread. How far can you take it? We're running out of material over here. And it's cold.

An Immodest Proposal

Starting now, 9:56 PM East Coast, U.S., 12-28-09, let us all agree to restrict our BF posts only to those that are conducive to getting me some action. In so doing, maybe we can improve global human relations, encourage world peace, reverse global climate change and feed the children. May kindness flow from each female of us like the Himalayan glacial melt water that travels to the sea down the mighty Brahmaputra. (only if directed at me personally and resulting in sex).

For God's sake, half of my enjoyment of BF comes from the pictures of Liz Hatch that we heap on one another.
Now, parody THIS!

I mainly worry about me getting laid. How/why/where/with whiom anybody else gets theirs is not my affair, so to speak. So, as far as I'm concerned, G, you're on your own. But good luck!

Sounds rather lonely over there in upstate NY, fellas.

Meh. This thread needs more eating of Irish children.

Sez the guy from "Blue" Hampshire.

Speaking only for myself, probably more horny than lonely.

Or selling them for scientific experiments.

^^ I don't think either activity is compatible with "just getting along."

You know, the whole purpose of this sorry-ass thread.