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@yonderboy
i still think "Lipstick Jungle" sounds like a beastiality movie..
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7/15/2008 8:05 PM

@chrisohio
I think hobo vagina is illegal in Ohio. Fish tacos are not.
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7/15/2008 2:23 PM

@Calypso
i love e-bay. seriously. i would marry it.
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7/15/2008 6:18 AM

@suavepeanut
I'm beginning to believe those who say, "Be careful what you wish for."
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7/15/2008 5:51 PM

@ikostar
omg, when I get home I am so going to blog about your new haircut.
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7/15/2008 5:16 AM



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@michaelneale: dick smith is not the electronics store it used to be.
@halans: What rental crisis? We’re moving house in couple of weeks. All fixed up in 4 days.
@michaelneale: back at work. “Brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me, lets get this thing done so I can get back to killing you with beer.”
@marick: Disappointed that convenience store clerks don’t eye me w/ suspicion even when I’m wearing a balaclava and ski goggles.

RT @PatrickVeg I was at a restaurant a few days ago... Said vegetarian no dairy eggs or cheese... They recommended the fish.
12:33 AM Sep 1st, 2009 from web

RT @merks616 Never knock on deaths door..ring the bell and run..he really hates that
11:09 PM Aug 27th, 2009 from web

RT @thirtysix Sucking a pretsel for the salt - the kitchen only had sugar...
11:47 PM Aug 25th, 2009 from web

RT @AlliMellody just letting you know that the day care smells horrible today..so be ready to barf when you come in.
11:05 PM Aug 23rd, 2009 from web

Amazing.

@chupatwitter

me cago en la ostia! Twitter sucks, but I can't stop posting. Are you going to Crazy Eddie's today? Are they even around anymore?

Ok????

@jellismate Going loopy, coffee? Food? Maybe I should just go home. 2 windy! Stand up paddle not going well, allmost fell in! Sleep? Coffee? Food? Calm?

@uniquei2fly #foramilliondollars dat no even alot of money for sum shixt yall say yall will do u can spend dat in 2years bout time u buy a crib half gone

If this is the future then I look forward to the zombie apocalypse.

RT @BrentSpiner @levarburton Hey Burt, looking forward to visiting the Android Lounge in Vegas with you. And having a nosh.