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Old 02-15-10, 05:41 PM
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Incest



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Old 02-15-10, 05:46 PM
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all i see is 2 ugly bikes...
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Old 02-15-10, 05:47 PM
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if by incest, you mean, "what colours do you think our competitors aren't going to use this year? Let's go with black, red and white!" then yes.


It's like all the bike paint scheme designers were invited over to the cervelo orgy party.
Except for trek, I don't think they got an invitation.
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lets see a pic of your bags of cash...
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Did you try pulling them apart?
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Old 02-15-10, 05:56 PM
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What gender is each bike? Serious readers want to know...
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Just to be clear, exactly what is your definition of incest?
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Old 02-15-10, 06:04 PM
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Does that mean that in 9 months we will see a baby trike with lopsided wheels?

edit: speaking of wheels, did you find a sucker, er buyer, for those wheels yet pcaddy??
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Just to be clear, exactly what is your definition of incest?
his bikes are his children. Although if bikes could have sex, I don't think that's how they would do it
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Old 02-15-10, 06:06 PM
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The drapes on your doors are quite feminine.....

I personally feel your including them in the "shoot" is a hint to all of us here
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Getting desperate for attention, aren't we, pcad?

To answer you question, however, since they were made by two different companies, no incest can occur.

I know you consider them your children, but really, my friend, that's your problem, not theirs (or ours).

However, it does raise the specter of offspring. What would we call such a tyke bike?

Let's see--Scottvelo?

No?

Addictelo?

I like that one.
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Dosen't look like they see much action.
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spray them with the hose.
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Dosen't look like they see much action.
Give them a break, they probably feel old because of all those spacers.
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Just because they're the same color doesn't make it incest, you racist.
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his bikes are his children. Although if bikes could have sex, I don't think that's how they would do it
Yea, I was afraid that was where he was headed.... and by definition: "Sibling incest is most prevalent in families where one or both parents are often absent or emotionally unavailable, with the abusive siblings using incest as a way to assert their power over a weaker sibling."
Never mind the incest, this would be a confession to never actually spending time with the children, or translated as... He never rides.
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if their union is fruitful, you might have a pure breed for the bike show.
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Buggery?

I like the Scott.
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Nothing else applies.
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Those are some sex-y bikes you've got there.
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Isn't it interesting that Pcad's bike pictures show the chains in the granny gears?
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were they both born in west virginia? everything is fair game there.
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Originally Posted by Daytrip View Post
To answer you question, however, since they were made by two different companies, no incest can occur.
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If they were all made in the same Tiawanese factories that make frames for other quality brands such as Motobecane and Windsor does that qualify as incest?
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