I Suck At This Racing Thing!
So Saturday I get to ride alone on the trail since the wife had other plans. I get to do my pace without worring about going to fast etc. So I end up riding with some guy that I don't really want to ride with. I said no a few times but he wouldn't accept it so I did my pace. Turns out our "riding together" is me pulling for 7 miles from the start. He's gasping for air and making sounds like he want to puke or go into cardiac. I don't surge, no speed increase just a steady strong pace into a stiff headwind. I'm pretty happy he dropped off when he did because I know the guy and he's never once beenable to keep even when my wife is riding with me. There was a reason I didn't want to ride with him so just doing my pace, if he fell back, he was on his own.
Soon after I run into another dude. I met this dude about 2 years ago about stories of being the senior TT state champ. I was rather impressed with is 26 mph average into the wind as my solo efforts were 19 mph max over the 50 miles on the same trail. 26 MPH!!! Wow, I could never even imagine keeping up with this monster.:D So I ride around the guy politely then the dude hops on to suck my wheel. Sometimes I would rather just ride myself but no biggie. I don't want to be a jerk like those mentioned in so many threads, so I just keep doing my thing! So he sucks my wheel for 6 or 7 miles. Just keeping my pace when some dude hops on the trail on a 3 speed with big huge fat tires. He's commuting but he jumps in line but soon after he pulls up to the fornt and takes a pull for a couple minutes. He drops back then comes to the front again a few minutes later. Couple miles down the road he turns off. I was shocked as this dude on some huge fat tires was willing to work if even for a bit !:thumb:....but the state TT champ made no attempt or offer!:thumb: But like I said, I was just doing my thing for a good workout. Another mile down the road and the state TT champ falls off my wheel on a molehill of a climb. 20 yard climb and he's gone. I keep my same consistent pace to the coast and usual rest stop, shared by several cyclist. TT champ fell off pace about 5 miles back so he arrives a few minutes. He rides up and says,"you were doing a good pace into the headwind". I said thanks as I was proud of my effort. I don't get to open up much on the trail as my rides are usually with my wife on the weekends. Then the Champ says, you were lucky I didn't catch you. I was cut off by a lady on a bike right when I was planning to catch you".:eek:..I just laughed seeing as the guy was about a mile ahead of me when he first came into sight, but he's catching me!:p So another several (like 20) minutes go by when the other rider shows up. He rolls up and immediately says," I couldn't keep your pace because I'm at a disadvantage".:eek: "Really, Like what?" I asked knowing that it's because I ride a ton more. I ride in the mountains, I ride hills, 45 mph winds, road bike, tandem, Mountin bike and probably did 20 times the mileage that this guy did last year. That was my answer, but I didn't say anything, I just wanted to hear his answer for a good laugh. He says he was at a disavantage because he removed his aerobars!:eek: But! But! If I don't have them, what disadvantage? He says he loses 5 mph on his overall 'AVERAGE" without them. So I compared our averages and mine was 2.5 better than his over the 12 mie section and I pulled him half of that.:D "So if you had your aerobars, there was no way I could have kept up with you?" He says nope that he has hit 29 mph on the trail before. "Well I've hit 32 but what does that have to do with it?" I asked. Then he says his 29 was a sustained effort and my 32 was a max speed. True my 32 was max speed but I just laughed add let it go. Like I said, I've known this guy for years, with or without aerobars he can't keep with my wife LOL! So after couple of minutes he says, "oh yeah, my wheel slowed me down too". So I have to ask, whatcha got? He says an Ultegra hub. So I tell him I'm riding an Ultegra 600 hub from back in 1997! "Yeah but then new Ultegra hub is a slow roller" he says.:eek: That's it, man I have to go so I left! So my thoughts, yeah I suck at racing! I don't even know enough to know when I am racing! Worst part is that if I do get dropped by another rider, I'm not sure that I'd be able to think up a good enough excuse!:roflmao2: BTW, I do the same timed event rides that some of the other SoCal members may do. Members like JohnR, UMD, BenFR who seriously kick my arse on the ride. So if you have any suggestions for a good excuse, feel free to post them, might come in handy later on! hahaha! |
Beanz, isn't it obvious? You're awesome and they're a bunch of poseurs.
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Originally Posted by Nachoman
(Post 10725596)
Beanz, isn't it obvious? You're awesome and they're a bunch of poseurs.
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Fredilicious.
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Haha. Fast and Furious!
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Wanna come out here and slay Tri dork wanna be's at Griffith Park on Saturday morning?
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you were not racing.
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Originally Posted by patentcad
(Post 10725647)
Fredilicious.
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Originally Posted by Grumpy McTrumpy
(Post 10725723)
you were not racing.
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Originally Posted by Grumpy McTrumpy
(Post 10725723)
you were not racing.
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Originally Posted by Mr. Beanz
(Post 10725754)
That's the point, I wasn't, they were and I had no idea.:D
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Originally Posted by chefxian
(Post 10725707)
Wanna come out here and slay Tri dork wanna be's at Griffith Park on Saturday morning?
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or could have been off his form.
I did a TT with Glen Swan at Syracuse last season. His time was only 30 seconds better than mine (I got a mid-pack placing), and he was world masters champion in 02. that's what happens when you take time off the bike. of course, later that season he got back on form and got back to crushing souls. |
Originally Posted by Grumpy McTrumpy
(Post 10725723)
you were not racing.
It doesn't need to be a USA Cycling sponsored event for it to be a race. All you really need is to meet up with the right competition on your saturday ride and any ride can turn into a race. I thought you'd have all learned that by now! |
Originally Posted by tspek
(Post 10725755)
So what?
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It's funny when the excuses start flying around when people can't keep pace or get dropped. Short of my chain exploding or getting a flat I don't blame the equipment, sometimes my legs aren't into a hard ride and if someone blows by and I fail to keep up then that's where I'm at...I ride my ride. My rule with wheelsucking is if you're going to sit back then at least offer to pull, I extend the same courtesy.
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Originally Posted by Mr. Beanz
(Post 10725754)
That's the point, I wasn't, they were and I had no idea.:D
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Originally Posted by BarryJo
(Post 10725776)
You guys from the 33 don't get it.
It doesn't need to be a USA Cycling sponsored event for it to be a race. All you really need is to meet up with the right competition on your saturday ride and any ride can turn into a race. I thought you'd have all learned that by now! |
Originally Posted by Mr. Beanz
(Post 10725754)
That's the point, I wasn't, they were and I had no idea.:D
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Originally Posted by Mr. Beanz
(Post 10725563)
BTW, I do the same timed event rides that some of the other SoCal members may do. Members like JohnR, UMD, BenFR who seriously kick my arse on the ride. So if you have any suggestions for a good excuse, feel free to post them, might come in handy later on! hahaha!
Originally Posted by Grumpy McTrumpy
(Post 10725723)
you were not racing.
Originally Posted by Grumpy McTrumpy
(Post 10725791)
sounds like hubris to me. but I'll accept the possibility that you really are all that, provided that you sign up for an event with posted results.
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A guy I chat to on a few rec rides (makes his own lights) rode this beast on a century ride and the 40 miler I rode with him he was always at the front. Single speed and huge tires. Everyone says he should race, but he just likes riding... he must suck at the race thing since I'm sure there are plenty of folks who think they are racing him. |
I'm gonna come out there and drop your fred ass, Beanz....
....as soon as I find some aero bars and figure out how to use them. :o |
Originally Posted by umd
(Post 10725809)
I didn't read it as a claim that he is "all that", just a commentary on the stupidity of "racing" people on the MUPs.
I guess I just don't ever have to deal with this situation. Few riders around here anyway, and all I do these days is race, rest, and long slow rides. |
is this one of those parody threads?
??? :( |
Hasn't this story been posted already? Not including all the multiple parodies that followed over the years.
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?239708 I'm with Grumpy, I'm calling BS. If the OP is as good at racing as he is at telling stories, he should sign up for a race. |
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