being a bike poseur > being a car poseur
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being a bike poseur > being a car poseur
driving a race car i don't "need":
expensive
limited by police and traffic
if i push the engine to its limits, i will likely end up in jail or dead.
riding a race bike i don't "need":
relatively affordable (compared to the car)
limited by me
if i push the engine to (or beyond) its limits, i will likely be faster next time.
true story.
and here's my poseur mobile:

pictured here with the chain on the small ring, a bike bag on the seat, tire branding not lined up with valve stems, valve stems pointing in all kinds of directions...all wrong.
expensive
limited by police and traffic
if i push the engine to its limits, i will likely end up in jail or dead.
riding a race bike i don't "need":
relatively affordable (compared to the car)
limited by me
if i push the engine to (or beyond) its limits, i will likely be faster next time.
true story.
and here's my poseur mobile:

pictured here with the chain on the small ring, a bike bag on the seat, tire branding not lined up with valve stems, valve stems pointing in all kinds of directions...all wrong.
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Rival and a Felt F3SL? you're a bad poseur.
I was hoping to see a Time RXR Ulteam or Look 585 or something, not a Felt with Rival.
just sayin'.
I was hoping to see a Time RXR Ulteam or Look 585 or something, not a Felt with Rival.
just sayin'.
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Has coddling tendencies.
I can handle the misaligned valve stems and no white garage door, but will you please, for the love of god, flip that freaking stem!?
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covering both bases:

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I used to drive a very fast car daily. 550 whp and under 3000 lbs. I used to also take it to the track 2 times a week. so unless you're racing that bike, the race car > race bike in this case.
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stole your bike
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No, they're like car wrecks, you know you shouldn't look, but you do. You'll be back.
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heh, no not really. i'm a huge component of "buy what you like, forget the haters"
i was just thinking about how when i was in college i used to lust after high end cars, and now that i'm older i kinda couldn't give a crap, because most of my driving is a traffic-filled commute.
i was just thinking about how when i was in college i used to lust after high end cars, and now that i'm older i kinda couldn't give a crap, because most of my driving is a traffic-filled commute.
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heh, no not really. i'm a huge component of "buy what you like, forget the haters"
i was just thinking about how when i was in college i used to lust after high end cars, and now that i'm older i kinda couldn't give a crap, because most of my driving is a traffic-filled commute.
i was just thinking about how when i was in college i used to lust after high end cars, and now that i'm older i kinda couldn't give a crap, because most of my driving is a traffic-filled commute.
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looks slow. you should just send it to me. you need a faster bike.
at least in cycling the engine rebuild is cheaper.....it just takes forever
and in my case, by the time the engine has been rebuilt, it needs a new rebuild
at least in cycling the engine rebuild is cheaper.....it just takes forever

and in my case, by the time the engine has been rebuilt, it needs a new rebuild

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In most cases road bike = race bike. The term "racing bicycle" is interchangeable with "road bicycle." There's no real difference until you're riding a touring bike or a cyclocross bike, at which point the differences are very minor (frame geometry, tires, and additional equipment). By most of our standards, any road bike with two bottle cages and a pair of clipless pedals is a race bike.
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In most cases road bike = race bike. The term "racing bicycle" is interchangeable with "road bicycle." There's no real difference until you're riding a touring bike or a cyclocross bike, at which point the differences are very minor (frame geometry, tires, and additional equipment). By most of our standards, any road bike with two bottle cages and a pair of clipless pedals is a race bike.
poseur means owning a race bike or race car and not racing.
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wait....? the tire brand is to be by the stem? And all these years I've just been puting the name in the drive side, amd didn't care where, i am a poser.....
PS i also have two race cars that i track
PS i also have two race cars that i track
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Everyone who reads the Road Cycling forum owns a race bike (in the sense that it is a racing bicycle). You're not a poser until you're wearing full factory replica kit and a beer gut, in my opinion, though... or you ride a track bike on the street.
If you own a race car and don't race it... then clearly you've got some sort of issues. Or you own a race team... But driving a sports car does not mean you own a race car.
If you own a race car and don't race it... then clearly you've got some sort of issues. Or you own a race team... But driving a sports car does not mean you own a race car.
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