I gifted two road nazis in one week.
05-28-10, 02:26 PM
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Has coddling tendencies.
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05-28-10, 02:28 PM
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05-28-10, 02:44 PM
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Has coddling tendencies.
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05-28-10, 03:34 PM
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Has coddling tendencies.
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05-28-10, 06:50 PM
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Thread synopsis:
Look how totally awesome I am!
Look how totally awesome I am!
05-28-10, 07:03 PM
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I just wish I was not the only rider on the roads around here...
05-28-10, 08:32 PM
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I have glistening quads, a very expensive bike (tens of thousands of dollars), polka-dot kit, and legendary genitals. You would not have come close to beating me up that climb. I would've pretended to gift you, only to sprint past you at the last second and give a two armed, clenched fist Cavendish victory salute!
Edit: scratch the two armed salute. You would've seen this. Phone home, b**chez.
Edit: scratch the two armed salute. You would've seen this. Phone home, b**chez.
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05-28-10, 08:54 PM
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05-29-10, 02:23 AM
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Has coddling tendencies.
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I have glistening quads, a very expensive bike (tens of thousands of dollars), polka-dot kit, and legendary genitals. You would not have come close to beating me up that climb. I would've pretended to gift you, only to sprint past you at the last second and give a two armed, clenched fist Cavendish victory salute!
Edit: scratch the two armed salute. You would've seen this. Phone home, b**chez.
Edit: scratch the two armed salute. You would've seen this. Phone home, b**chez.
What are quads?
05-29-10, 03:00 AM
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Has coddling tendencies.
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05-29-10, 03:15 AM
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So I guess the question is: would you then let yourself be "gifted" if you felt you were being trailed by a "Fred" with some serious but latent skills?
05-29-10, 03:33 AM
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You know the type: glistening massive guads, expensive brand name bike, pro team kit, all colors in perfect harmony. On two separate days, a road nazi passed me at the beginning of a climb, but didn't continue at the same pace and settled in front of me, so I tailed them to the top as they struggled to lose me. If you think for a second they weren't trying, you would be wrong. They knew it was a race.
In the first instance I stayed within a bike length for most of the climb, and closed in tight as we reached the top, considering whether to come around and take the win. Struggling with my conscience, ultimately I didn't because that would have looked way too Fredtunistic on my part, so I gifted him by letting him take it. Then I lost him on the fast descent.
The second one made an attempt to place considerable distance from me mid-way up, but I detected toward the top that he was weakening, so I closed ever so slowly, timing my attack to be able to sprint around and take the win, but again I stopped short and gave him the gift of a win.
They both knew they had been gifted. Serves them right for putting on a show by passing me on a climb and not finishing strong.
In the first instance I stayed within a bike length for most of the climb, and closed in tight as we reached the top, considering whether to come around and take the win. Struggling with my conscience, ultimately I didn't because that would have looked way too Fredtunistic on my part, so I gifted him by letting him take it. Then I lost him on the fast descent.
The second one made an attempt to place considerable distance from me mid-way up, but I detected toward the top that he was weakening, so I closed ever so slowly, timing my attack to be able to sprint around and take the win, but again I stopped short and gave him the gift of a win.
They both knew they had been gifted. Serves them right for putting on a show by passing me on a climb and not finishing strong.
05-29-10, 06:48 AM
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One AMATEUR beats another AMATEUR and brags about it. AMATEUR beats yet another AMATEUR on a different day. Riveting story. On another note that "N" word you use in your thread should be banned along with anyone so disposed to use it. It should be offensive for eternity...
05-29-10, 07:12 AM
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05-29-10, 07:37 AM
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05-29-10, 08:29 AM
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Dude, I've seen your kind. You couldn't shake me. I was right there behind you breathing down your neck, the skit, skit sound of my high pressure tires rolling over tarmac filling your ears, your eyes bulging from the effort... I didn't want to Fred up the moment by passing you at the last second, so I gifted you instead. That had to hurt.
05-29-10, 08:40 AM
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I've read so many utterly stupid things here, and yet this one .......................
I think a new standard has been set.
I think a new standard has been set.
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05-29-10, 10:53 AM
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Dude, I've seen your kind. You couldn't shake me. I was right there behind you breathing down your neck, the skit, skit sound of my high pressure tires rolling over tarmac filling your ears, your eyes bulging from the effort... I didn't want to Fred up the moment by passing you at the last second, so I gifted you instead. That had to hurt.
What are quads?
What are quads?
