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Old 06-17-10, 10:56 AM
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Lesson #2

How to be funny:

Situation: Someone takes a poke at you, posting an insulting or inflammatory note that is directed at you, or the like.

do you:

A: say "you are a poop"

or

B: say something that redirects the conversation in a funny direction

example:

"you are such a friggin elitist and shouldn't be spewing testosterone all over the place!"

"that's because my testosterone pump sprung a leak last night. Thank you for letting me know! I need to make sure it's hidden the next time I get a visit from USADA!"
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Old 06-17-10, 11:12 AM
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you are a poop
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People here don't get it.
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Old 06-17-10, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Grumpy McTrumpy
Lesson #2

How to be funny:

Situation: Someone takes a poke at you, posting an insulting or inflammatory note that is directed at you, or the like.

do you:

A: say "you are a poop"

or

B: say something that redirects the conversation in a funny direction

example:

"you are such a friggin elitist and shouldn't be spewing testosterone all over the place!"

"that's because my testosterone pump sprung a leak last night. Thank you for letting me know! I need to make sure it's hidden the next time I get a visit from USADA!"
I don't find that particularly funny. You suck.
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Old 06-17-10, 11:15 AM
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Old 06-17-10, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Velo Vol
you are a poop
Brilliant. A comic genius.
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So, anybody seen my testosterone pump?
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25 posts and he has the BF Lingo friggin down.
haha I been lurking around here a lot.
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The testosterone pump is a poop!

or it testosterone poop?!?

aargh...ruined it.
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Old 06-17-10, 01:09 PM
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You want this thread locked?

Hitler.
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Originally Posted by KiddSisko
You want this thread locked?

Hitler.
Godwin was really onto something.
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Originally Posted by KiddSisko
You want this thread locked?

Hitler.
Vic Hitler? Funny guy!
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Originally Posted by Screwbar
So, anybody seen my testosterone pump?
You're sitting on it.
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Originally Posted by ahsposo
You're sitting on it.
No...that's poop he is sitting on!
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Originally Posted by tagaproject6
No...that's poop he is sitting on!
Came out his testosterone pump.
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