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Motivational Gibberish

Old 12-09-10, 08:18 AM
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Motivational Gibberish

In the spirit of HTFU and other motivational gibberish ...

"Anything other than death is a minor injury."

Please feel free to share your words/phrases of encouragement and support.
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Old 12-09-10, 08:24 AM
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Pain is weakness leaving your body
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Old 12-09-10, 08:25 AM
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Dbab.

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Old 12-09-10, 08:25 AM
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Pain is weakness leaving your body
...or a child.
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Old 12-09-10, 08:25 AM
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Old 12-09-10, 08:37 AM
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Here's my motivation:

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Old 12-09-10, 08:38 AM
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I like reading the training thread over in the other forum.
That and the pictures of suffering thread.
*I know, I'm not supposed to go over there but I do anyway
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Old 12-09-10, 08:42 AM
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You wanna be fat forever??
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2nd place is first loser.
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Everyone you race against is training and they are doing it harder.

You aren't getting younger and fat doesn't disappear on its own.
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"If you can't say anything nice, shut up, sit down and listen. You may learn something."
 
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that sounded like an amalgam of aphorisms.
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Old 12-09-10, 09:10 AM
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To myself: "It's going to be a lot harder and a hell of a lot more boring if you get dropped. Hold that wheel dammit!"
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Old 12-09-10, 09:16 AM
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somewhat related
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When other racers talk to you they act interested in how you did solely out of pity. They already assume they know the answer.
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"Sisu" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisu
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Pain is temporary, quitting is forever.
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How many lance quotes can we get in this thread?
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I've never tested positive.
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The meat was tainted.
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"Don't be a *****" seems to do it for me.
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How many lance quotes can we get in this thread?
How many are there?
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